What body part would you be willing to lose to be a PRO racer??

["b"]

Superbike Planet posted this yesterday after the weekends events with Troy Bayliss.. http://superbikeplanet.com/getVote.jsp?pn=finger0403

[Fade]

random...i voted my pinky finger....

["b"]

i voted pinky toe.. its not random if you follow WSBK racing..http://www.oregonsportbike.com/forum/showthread.php?t=933

[Spy007]

Id vote for ... uhm... my tonsils!

I just have grown too attached to everything else!

[Jane Honda]

Id vote for ... uhm... my tonsils!

I just have grown too attached to everything else!



:laughing:


Yeah, I would vote for, hmmmm :thinking: my uvula. :haha:

[knowmad]

To be a racer?! You mean like sponsors, free bikes, babes, trophies, mechanics, RV, crew?! That's the dream, isn't it? You can have half the contents of my sackage and 2 out of 4 pinky digits too. I wouldn't care if you turned me into Quasimodo if I could've had a career in WSB or GP.

Where's my Faustian bargain, huh? I'm willing to sign the contract!!!

[lotsamtbottls]

pretty much any part of my body that doesnt affect my riding ability or ability to function normally in life... i've wanted to race since i was a little kid!

[kneedragger26]

I would give one of my balls cause they are sooooooo big.:yes:

[Spy007]

yeah, maybe A testicle... but then you run the risk of a bad crash busting the last one you got and after that point... no hardon! Sex, life and riding are too important to risk.... so yeah, its gotta be something that doesnt impact any of those!

[TRON]

yeah, maybe A testicle... but then you run the risk of a bad crash busting the last one you got and after that point... no hardon! Sex, life and riding are too important to risk.... so yeah, its gotta be something that doesnt impact any of those!

Aren't there implants available for that?

A world class racer should be able to afford it...lol!

[Jane Honda]

yeah, maybe A testicle... but then you run the risk of a bad crash busting the last one you got and after that point... no hardon! Sex, life and riding are too important to risk.... so yeah, its gotta be something that doesnt impact any of those!



Uh, not that I would know or anything, but I believe you can still get erections with no testes? Erections have to do with the prostate gland. I think.




I am afraid to look it up tho, one never knows whats going to happen if you type that into google.. :unsure:

[Spy007]

I dunno about the implants... but still, nothing like bringing that hottie paddock girl back to your room only to be like "Uhm... i cant bang ya right now, cuz my wang wont wiggle into the wheelie position. I mean you can suck on it all ya want, but dont expect much more than the tucked in willie."
Or even the more uncomfortable...
"itll be just a minute baby, my pump just ran out of batteries and the hand-powered version sprung an air leak."

[Spy007]

Eh, the production of testosterone is severly decreased and you have to take supplements for it in order to help raise your sex drive to normal levels and to attain an erection. The prostate is also linked with this.

[Jane Honda]

I dunno about the implants... but still, nothing like bringing that hottie paddock girl back to your room only to be like "Uhm... i cant bang ya right now, cuz my wang wont wiggle into the wheelie position. I mean you can suck on it all ya want, but dont expect much more than the tucked in willie."
Or even the more uncomfortable...
"itll be just a minute baby, my pump just ran out of batteries and the hand-powered version sprung an air leak."



Somehow, a Wang Chung song came to mind... :haha:

[Jane Honda]

Eh, the production of testosterone is severly decreased and you have to take supplements for it in order to help raise your sex drive to normal levels and to attain an erection. The prostate is also linked with this.



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[lotsamtbottls]

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:haha:

[v8zman]

what an odd thread this turned into

[Flyte Risk]

mm'k.

I glanced over the posts and all I have to say is:

I know way too much about implants, breast, testicle or penile. I worked for a company that made them. No, I'm not giving pinky anything up to be a GP racer, I can buyabusa and be king shiznit at any starbucks I want for less pain. And, well..... I'll spare Tess the reply even though I really should give it to her.

[ArinSjorensen]

you can borrow mine if you want to be the shiznit sometime, ill ride the 250 ninja and wear a dark tinted visor