Jane Honda
02-28-2007, 07:15 AM
I thought this was hilarious. I added the bold comments, and they are meant for the sole purpose of an extra chuckle. I have nothing against Harley Davidson, and medical people.
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving.
And, she was smart enough to get her liscense...
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half
pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not
wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
instead of the half-pounder.
This girl is going to the University for a Medical degree...
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk...
We must have the same sister.
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
Yet, another Medical student. This one is going for neurosurgery.
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain
that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...
How dare they talk about me!!!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me,
"Has yourPlane arrived yet?"...
Must be the Harley airlines. (purely a joke folks!!!!)
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizzaTo go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like It cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! And yes ... Sadly...not only
The medical school professor.
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving.
And, she was smart enough to get her liscense...
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half
pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not
wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
instead of the half-pounder.
This girl is going to the University for a Medical degree...
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk...
We must have the same sister.
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
Yet, another Medical student. This one is going for neurosurgery.
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain
that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...
How dare they talk about me!!!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me,
"Has yourPlane arrived yet?"...
Must be the Harley airlines. (purely a joke folks!!!!)
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizzaTo go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like It cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! And yes ... Sadly...not only
The medical school professor.