Jane Honda
02-13-2007, 08:53 AM
Just in case you ever get a female urologist, now you know what to do. :haha:
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy obeys and says, "99"
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."
Again, the guy says, "99."
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy says, "One...two...three..."
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy obeys and says, "99"
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."
Again, the guy says, "99."
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy says, "One...two...three..."