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cbrgirl
02-12-2007, 11:39 AM
Enjoy! Got this from a friend..

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy? Well, sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-12-2007, 12:00 PM
I don't get it... j/k lol That one's funny!

Fade
02-12-2007, 12:55 PM
Hehe.heard it before, def gets a chuckle from me each time.

v8zman
02-12-2007, 12:57 PM
thats an old little johny joke,that kid is funny

cbrgirl
02-12-2007, 01:11 PM
Well I'm here to brighten your otherwise dreary Monday. It's what I Do.. apparently with old material. lol

v8zman
02-12-2007, 02:04 PM
find some more

and hurry

cbrgirl
02-12-2007, 02:50 PM
LOL... just got swamped at work, thank f'n god i have only 40 min left in this place. today since the getting up has just been downhill. *le sigh*

Nicegy525
02-12-2007, 06:46 PM
Ive got a much more crude joke if y'all want to hear it...

mopedmaniac
02-12-2007, 07:02 PM
Who's gonna push the envelope for crudeness in this forum 'cause I can't wait to unload (no pun intended) with some overly crude jokes.

Nicegy525
02-12-2007, 07:03 PM
hmm what is the difference between a Hooker and a Drug Dealer?