WHORES

[Nicegy525]

only 4 more to go and I hit 500!

[Nicegy525]

anyways, I hate the government!

[v8zman]

of course,plus i do more than just drunk texting,i text while on the toilet

[Nicegy525]

I swear they pick the dumbest people, hire them and then pay them ludicrous amounts of money to be stupid and eff with me

[v8zman]

its fun to eff with people

[Nicegy525]

gross!

[v8zman]

almost there big guy

[Nicegy525]

oh yeah three guys showed up at the last minute and I had to scramble to get their cars ready...

[Nicegy525]

woo hoo! 500 baby!

[Nicegy525]

special thanks to V8zman

[Nicegy525]

for helping to motivate me to keep up

[Nicegy525]

and thanks to Mikes Hard Refreshments

[v8zman]

no problem big guy

it might be funny to see all the people try to go through all the threads though

[Nicegy525]

for making me dumb enough to do it

[Nicegy525]

i will post an official apology for anyone offended by our antics

[v8zman]

this a great crew we got

[v8zman]

im off to sand some more of my plastics

[Nicegy525]

man 127 pages of nonstop whoring...

[MEP1000]

Good to see Mep has some competition now


Whatever :twofinger: :twofinger: :twofinger: Bring it

[MEP1000]

brb


Please don't hurry on our accounts :moon:

[MEP1000]

man dodgeball is a good movie!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MEP1000]

of course,plus i do more than just drunk texting,i text while on the toilet


:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[MEP1000]

no problem big guy

it might be funny to see all the people try to go through all the threads though


I have a headache now :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah:

[MEP1000]

im off to sand some more of my plastics


Secret code for Rub one off so he can sleep :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Kadbugg]

Geez! I'm gone 2 days at meetings and I come back and there is a crap load of INCREDIBLY random stuff posted here! I am amazed!

[v8zman]

yea niceguy is a whore

[Kadbugg]

It ain't just him....trust me

[v8zman]

yea mep is a big whore too

[Kadbugg]

Yes he is, in fact he's bigger than you!

[v8zman]

in fact he's bigger than you!


not the rumor i heard

[Kadbugg]

:shhh:

You might give him a complex! Let him think he's bigger than you!


Shouldn't you be workin or something?

[v8zman]

everything is closed over here,lots of snow and ice

[Jane Honda]

Well, with how I was told to measure things by a man, we have about 2 feet here.

[Kadbugg]

Whatever! I had no problems making it in...that's not fair!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I got a few flakes. It never snows where I live no matter where I live. I love it but somehow turned on my anti-snow force field and can't turn it off. about a mile away, snow. Here? The shaft :(

[Kadbugg]

Now I'm watching the sun shining! Damn those weather guys...some winter storm...

[Fade]

Seriously...it better snow lots more tonight, I never thought I'd say this, but stupid sun...

[Kadbugg]

I want ice! I'm not expected to come in if it's icy, but if it snows I have to TRY to make it to campus!

[Kadbugg]

I wonder if my title will change once I reach 200?

[Kadbugg]

Maybe I should find out...

[Kadbugg]

Yeehaw!

[Kadbugg]

I am a Master baybay!

[v8zman]

master something alright

[Fade]

Katie, where do you go to school? My campus never closes :( I have a feeling there is going to be a sheet of ice on the ground tomorrow and I'm stilll gonna have to trek over.

[Fade]

P.S. The fairing I broke earlier I found out today is gonna cost me $900...that's 1/5 of hte price of my bike...for one fairing...forget that, hello zipties!

[Jane Honda]

OMG! Sounds like you are a good candidate for our soonly forming carbon fiber clinic. :thumbup:

[Jane Honda]

By the way Amy, I can probably fix that one.

[Fade]

Really? Doing what? fiber glass?

[Jane Honda]

yep...unless youd like to try your hand at carbon fiber? :thumbup:

[Fade]

That would be so badass....carbon fiber Ninja 500 :rad: Hehe...well, I'll get back to you on that one, I might have a hook-up already. Thank you much for the offer. :thumbup: Oh geez..I think we are way too on-topic..Im gonna get yelled at by Nicegy I just know it.

[Fade]

I got a beta fish for Christmas and named him Vespa.

[Jane Honda]

I had a dog once.

[Fade]

I want a dog. I had one when i was little but we had to give him away when we moved to oregon.

[Nicegy525]

I think we are way too on-topic..Im gonna get yelled at by Nicegy I just know it.

actually this whole thread is about "not being on topic" so by actually being on topic is keeping up with the threads topic... :crazy:

Makes sense to me anyways... :yes: :crazy: :crazy: :thinking:

[Fade]

Ha..makes sense to me.

[v8zman]

fade needs one of them lighty smiley things in her teeth in her avatar


that would be tottaly awesome

[Nicegy525]

Nicegy had a busy day

[Nicegy525]

so he's very tired

[Nicegy525]

and has decided that hes not going

[Nicegy525]

to

[Nicegy525]

be

[Nicegy525]

a

[Nicegy525]

post whore

[Nicegy525]

tonight

[Fade]

fade needs one of them lighty smiley things in her teeth in her avatar


that would be tottaly awesome


Hahaha...that would be awesome!!

[Fade]

I'd say feel free to photochop, but I've seen some of your guy's creations, and I don't think that would be a good decision.

[MEP1000]

I'd say feel free to photochop, but I've seen some of your guy's creations, and I don't think that would be a good decision.


:lol: :lol: Smart woman. Never trust those guys to photochop a picture of you

[MEP1000]

Rep Powers at 60

[MEP1000]

Should be getting some kinda prize in the mail anyday now

[MEP1000]

Had a great pursuit tonight

[MEP1000]

Too much SGT stuff and not enough fun as of late

[MEP1000]

So was great to be able to spike strip the hell out of that idiot :haha:

[MEP1000]

Bring on the weekend woo hoo :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: :humpsmiley: :humpsmiley: :humpsmiley:

[MEP1000]

Can you tell what my plans are yet :naughty:

[FJMam]

Let's see---Shooting the S*** and getting all F***ed up??

Party on Dude :vomit:

[Kadbugg]

Katie, where do you go to school? My campus never closes :( I have a feeling there is going to be a sheet of ice on the ground tomorrow and I'm stilll gonna have to trek over.


I already graduated. I meant the campus I'm working at...they sent a nifty email that said you are expected to try to come in during inclement weather...pisser!

[Kadbugg]

Can you tell what my plans are yet :naughty:


It better include the FNG tonight!!!

How do you get rep power of 60? Sheesh, I wish I could give myself some rep points, I keep giving them to other people and nobody gives back.

[v8zman]

i wanna do another police chase

[Jane Honda]

Which end of the chase do you want to be on though? :laughing:

[v8zman]

i wouldnt mind seeing what it looks like from the cops point of view this time

[Kadbugg]

I'd rather see Josh get hogtied and thrown in the back of Meps cruiser!

[MEP1000]

Let's see---Shooting the S*** and getting all F***ed up??

Party on Dude :vomit:


:rad: :rad: :rad: :rad: :rad: :rad:

[MEP1000]

It better include the FNG tonight!!!

How do you get rep power of 60? Sheesh, I wish I could give myself some rep points, I keep giving them to other people and nobody gives back.


I didn't know you could give them away :wow8:

[MEP1000]

i wouldnt mind seeing what it looks like from the cops point of view this time


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

I'd rather see Josh get hogtied and thrown in the back of Meps cruiser!


Hes kinda small. Not sure if we could legally keep him :moon: :whip: :haha:

[Kadbugg]

I didn't know you could give them away :wow8:

What'd ya think those little scales were at the bottom of each persons thingy?

[MEP1000]

What'd ya think those little scales were at the bottom of each persons thingy?


:idunno: I'm learning I'm learning :mecry:

[MEP1000]

Happy now. I gave it up baby girl :clapping:

[MEP1000]

Tried to give ya more but it said I had to spread it around..

[Kadbugg]

Did you just give me some rep?

[Kadbugg]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah it makes you spread it around, but you better always come back to me baby!

[MEP1000]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah it makes you spread it around, but you better always come back to me baby!


You know you got the best stuff baby :naughty: How could I resist coming back for more

[Kadbugg]

It's easy...you can't

[Kadbugg]

You know what these helmet things are?

[MEP1000]

It's easy...you can't


I'm quickly finding that out :haha:

[MEP1000]

You know what these helmet things are?


Not really. It would appear you earn them as your post count goes up. When you get 4 you can pick your own title

[Kadbugg]

Aw man...

[Kadbugg]

Now

[Kadbugg]

I'm

[Kadbugg]

really

[Kadbugg]

gonna

[Kadbugg]

have

[Kadbugg]

to step

[Kadbugg]

up my

[Kadbugg]

whoring

[Kadbugg]

capabilities

[MEP1000]

I like arresting whores. Can I put handcuffs on ya :naughty: :wow8: :naughty:

[Kadbugg]

Well...that depends...is there a strip search involved?

[MEP1000]

Well...that depends...is there a strip search involved?


O hell ya :drool: Never know where the drugs will be hidden nowadays :naughty:

[Kadbugg]

O hell ya :drool: Never know where the drugs will be hidden nowadays :naughty:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

they actually let you be a cop?

[MEP1000]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

they actually let you be a cop?


No but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn last night :wow8: :hysterical: :wow8:

[Kadbugg]

:haha:

My boss keeps looking at me wondering what I'm laughing at! Everytime she looks I have some sort of work on my screen...not too quick is she?

[Kadbugg]

I wonder if I can whore my way up to where V8 and Nice guy are by the time lunch comes around?

[Kadbugg]

Hmmmm.....

[Kadbugg]

Good thing I can't get banned

[MEP1000]

:haha:

My boss keeps looking at me wondering what I'm laughing at! Everytime she looks I have some sort of work on my screen...not too quick is she?


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Must not be the sharpest tool in the shed that one

[MEP1000]

I wonder if I can whore my way up to where V8 and Nice guy are by the time lunch comes around?


Your well on your way. Keep striving to be the best :haha:

[MEP1000]

Good thing I can't get banned


Ya that makes two of us

[Kadbugg]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Must not be the sharpest tool in the shed that one


Nope, now she's on a phone screen which should take like an hour so I still don't have to go back to work yet. If only these stupid people would quit calling me.

[MEP1000]

Nope, now she's on a phone screen which should take like an hour so I still don't have to go back to work yet. If only these stupid people would quit calling me.


I hate stupid people...

[Kadbugg]

These are people who can't follow directions!

[MEP1000]

These are people who can't follow directions!


How hard can following directions be. :wtf:

[Kadbugg]

Don't ask me...all you have to do is check your email for login and password for the background check. I submitted this guys info on 1/5 and I called him yesterday and he said he just checked his email today! I told him it was sent on the 1/5 and why did he wait so long? He didn't say anything, supposedly he didn't receive the email so I had it sent again yesterday. Just spoke to him and he thought I was going to mail it to him even though I'd explained 4 times why I couldn't. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. He's not all there.

[MEP1000]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: What an idiot

[Kadbugg]

Yeah and I have 3 more just like him.

[MEP1000]

Yeah and I have 3 more just like him.


You really know how to pick them don't ya :smilewink:

[Kadbugg]

I didn't pick him the hiring manager does..I just have to get them through and it's looking like some of them aren't going to make it.

[MEP1000]

I didn't pick him the hiring manager does..I just have to get them through and it's looking like some of them aren't going to make it.


You better slap some sense into that hiring manager then :lol: :lol:

[Kadbugg]

Can't! It's only stupid custodians...uh oh...aren't we on a topic? That's forbidden!

[Kadbugg]

Only 25 more posts before I think I get a new title!

[Kadbugg]

Dang, I've never been so busy!

[MEP1000]

Can't! It's only stupid custodians...uh oh...aren't we on a topic? That's forbidden!


We are going to get banned for sure now.. How did this happen :crying: :crying:

[MEP1000]

1200 Now I can sleep. Night Night

[v8zman]

wow u have been busy

[Kadbugg]

I am the epitomy of multi-tasking today!

Superstar!

[v8zman]

or u arent doing anything else at all

[Kadbugg]

I've done a lot...it's somewhere in one of these damned threads all the things I did!

[v8zman]

probably just bitching and moaning about nothing

[Kadbugg]

Mep didn't believe the stupid people I had to deal with...no bitching...just stating the facts.

[v8zman]

do u act stupid back to em?

[Kadbugg]

I don't have to act

[v8zman]

true story

[Kadbugg]

Thanks...what a compliment coming from you.

[v8zman]

well u deserve it

u ride a kawi

[Kadbugg]

Hey I don't make fun of your bike do I? Lay off mine! She's my baby and suits me just perfectly! I'm unique...not many people have my bike.

[Kadbugg]

Dang I've done a lot of posts today!

[v8zman]

im sooo sorry

[Kadbugg]

You're never sorry!

[v8zman]

i can pretend

[Kadbugg]

Can pretend very well...I can feel the smirk on your face!

[v8zman]

i wonder if 600 will get me another helmet

[Kadbugg]

I'm hoping 300 will get me another helmet! I want to aim for 1000, because Meppers has 4 helmets and he can make his own title...which I want to do!

[Kadbugg]

2 more...come on helmet

[v8zman]

yea i wanna be able ot change title all the time

[Kadbugg]

maybe?

[Kadbugg]

Well whoopie, I'm now a master postwhore...but no friggin helmet...I've been screwed!

[v8zman]

its in all caps though,so thats neato

[Kadbugg]

not as neat as another helmet would have been

[v8zman]

wonder if we can get different colored helmets

[Kadbugg]

These are kind of gay! They look like something off of Top Gun

[v8zman]

nothin wrong with top gun

[Kadbugg]

it's a classic!

[v8zman]

there is a motorcycle in it too

[Kadbugg]

Yup! Could watch that movie all day long! But I still want better helmets.

[Fade]

I like Gone in 60 Seconds better.

[Rick James]

I like Gone in 60 Seconds better.

halicki or cage?

[Fade]

Cage. I don't think I've ever seen the McQueen one. Probably one of the seven deadly sins huh?

[Kadbugg]

I'll go with Cage too!

[Rick James]

**** my bad, it wasn't the mcqueen one, it was halicki. I was thinking of bullet. But the original one was made in 74. ANd features a 40 minute chase scene and 93 cars destroyed.

[Fade]

Yeah...well...1974 was 11 years before I was born..so...yeah. Thats an old movie.

[v8zman]

whoa giving away age

[Fade]

Ha..I could care less if people know how old I am. Or..young rather.

[Jane Honda]

She thinks my helmets are gay!?? I worked so hard finding and shrinking and cleaning up those little images. :crying: Oh well..Ill see if I can find another one. or would you rather have something else all together?

[Rick James]

whoa giving away age


Shes just letting us know shes legal to drink thats all. And you know what that means :naughty::naughty:

[v8zman]

that shes legal to drink?

[MEP1000]

I am the epitomy of multi-tasking today!

Superstar!


:thumbup: Yes you are :smilewink:

[MEP1000]

do u act stupid back to em?


Its not an act :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

Hey I don't make fun of your bike do I? Lay off mine! She's my baby and suits me just perfectly! I'm unique...not many people have my bike.


Your right. They got tired of always taking it in for warranty work :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MEP1000]

These are kind of gay! They look like something off of Top Gun


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Come on now that movie is a classic

[MEP1000]

She thinks my helmets are gay!?? I worked so hard finding and shrinking and cleaning up those little images. :crying: Oh well..Ill see if I can find another one. or would you rather have something else all together?


Shes just pissed she only has 1.. Secrectly she really loves them :yes: :yes:

[Fade]

Shes just letting us know shes legal to drink thats all. And you know what that means :naughty::naughty:

Ha, ima agree with v8zman here..it just proves im legal to drink. whowee... Ha. I was jsut trying to point out that all the others who had seen the original were old...i wasnt trying to point out my age.

[MEP1000]

Ha, ima agree with v8zman here..it just proves im legal to drink. whowee... Ha. I was jsut trying to point out that all the others who had seen the original were old...i wasnt trying to point out my age.


How about Mature movie viewers instead of old??? :idunno: :haha:

[Nicegy525]

sheesh you two were busy today...

[lotsamtbottls]

i've given up on trying to keep current with this thread... you guys are way too whore-ish for me. i'm just not that committed... :idunno:

[Fade]

How about Mature movie viewers instead of old??? :idunno: :haha:


See, that definition would require you guys to be mature...and we all know that's not true....:smilewink: just playin with you guys.

[v8zman]

zing

[Kadbugg]

Shes just pissed she only has 1.. Secrectly she really loves them :yes: :yes:


Yes I am! I spent all day posting and I didn't get an extra helmet...I'm feeling left out.

[Kadbugg]

sheesh you two were busy today...


Yup! I worked very hard today!

[Kadbugg]

Hey wait! I have two little boxes in my rep power thingy...it says I will be famous soon enough!

[MEP1000]

See, that definition would require you guys to be mature...and we all know that's not true....:smilewink: just playin with you guys.


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Ok Ok you got me on that one

[MEP1000]

Hey wait! I have two little boxes in my rep power thingy...it says I will be famous soon enough!


:bow: :bow:

[v8zman]

gee i wonder what she will be famous for

[MEP1000]

gee i wonder what she will be famous for


:naughty: :haha: :naughty: I know

[Nicegy525]

tell us

[MEP1000]

tell us


I don't kiss and tell :haha:

[poisonivyR1]

awwwww:haha:

[Fade]

:sleep:

[FJMam]

Hey wait! I have two little boxes in my rep power thingy...it says I will be famous soon enough!

:shifty: :yell: :idunno:

Damn, I was hoping I'd be the first to mention that. It's like a chinese fortune cookie or sumthing.....

[FJMam]

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :vomit: :puke2:



:wtf: :pityfool-MrT: OFFICIAL Welcome Wagon!!?

Now I feel like a SSI dependant WALMART Greeter!! :eek2: :eek2: :mecry: :mad:

Don't push me down that road so fast Mike. I have at least 15 more years to go!! :impaired::on-crutches: :impaired:

:sticking-out-tongue

[lotsamtbottls]

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :vomit: :puke2:



:wtf: :pityfool-MrT: OFFICIAL Welcome Wagon!!?

Now I feel like a SSI dependant WALMART Greeter!! :eek2: :eek2: :mecry: :mad:

Don't push me down that road so fast Mike. I have at least 15 more years to go!! :impaired::on-crutches: :impaired:

:sticking-out-tongue
hey, at least you got a custom title... :shifty:

[FJMam]

I guess I can be a bit thankless at times.

But still..............:rolleyes:

[lotsamtbottls]

I guess I can be a bit thankless at times.

But still..............:rolleyes:
:blah-blah:

[poisonivyR1]

:idunno:

[Jane Honda]

Im sorry that some of you havent gotten custom user titles yet. Once in a while Ill be reading someones posts and think, "Hey! That would be a great title for so and so..." and then I add it. For instance, I almost just changed FJMam's user title to "Thank you for shopping at walmart"...But thought Id better not. :haha: Dont worry Tess, yours is comming. lol. any suggestions anyone?

[Kadbugg]

I have the perfect title for Mep..it's a quote from someone we know!


"I thought he'd be bigger!"

[Nicegy525]

stop whoring and get back to work!

[v8zman]

yea u bunch of whores

[Kadbugg]

I don't have to work today....it's a holiday! Neener neener!!

[Fade]

I don't have to go to school, but I do have to work.

[FJMam]

For instance, I almost just changed FJMam's user title to "Thank you for shopping at walmart"...But thought Id better not. :haha:

And I thank you................:mooning: :haha:



You could always be real ornery and do something like "And fresh from WALLY WORLD, we present !!" :pityfool-MrT: :pityfool-MrT::shifty:

[MEP1000]

I have the perfect title for Mep..it's a quote from someone we know!


"I thought he'd be bigger!"


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: That was the funniest quote of the night... I can't believe she said that

[AndrewR6]

Just goes to show you that the "stereotypes" aren't always true.

Once you've had Andrew, you don't......nothing rhymes but you know where I'm going here:thumbup:

[Kadbugg]

Oh yay! My hermit crabs are still alive! I thought maybe they'd freeze over the weekend, but nope they're still crawlin around.

[lotsamtbottls]

uhh random... :wtf:

[Kadbugg]

This is a random thread

[Jane Honda]

Hee hee...Katie's got crabs...:haha:

[Jane Honda]

mmmm, crabs with some cocktail sauce, or dipped in butter...

[Jane Honda]

*shudders*
Not THOSE kind of crabs...:vomit:

[Kadbugg]

Hee hee...Katie's got crabs...:haha:


Shhh...don't tell everyone about my crabs!

[MEP1000]

Hee hee...Katie's got crabs...:haha:


:eek: :eek: O no. I better go get checked :eek: :eek:

[MEP1000]

uhh random... :wtf:


Thats the whole point of this thread :naughty: :naughty:

[Kadbugg]

Yuppers!

[Need-4-Speed]

:yes: Just pumping up my posts :yes:

[Need-4-Speed]

I need to get to 600 today

[Need-4-Speed]

Daddy needs a new helmet:lol:

[v8zman]

helmets are overrated

[MEP1000]

I need to get to 600 today


Thats going to be a lot of work big guy :bow: Best of luck to ya

[MEP1000]

Daddy needs a new helmet:lol:

At the risk of starting a topic. What kinda helmet you getting???

[Jane Honda]

helmets are overrated


So are other things that shall not be mentioned. :haha:

[Need-4-Speed]

At the risk of starting a topic. What kinda helmet you getting???
I'm just trying to get another helmet under my name:haha:

[Need-4-Speed]

:yes: So ya here's another meaningless post. :yes:

[Jane Honda]

I'm just trying to get another helmet under my name:haha:



:laughing:

[Need-4-Speed]

It looks like this thread will be hiting 150 pages today. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ALL. :bowtie-guy: :moon: :bowtie-guy:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

150! That's a post whore bonanza

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

When did we get cute little helmets?

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

And v8's a pillow fluffer??

[v8zman]

for midgets

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I'm rooting for a promotion for you to lubrication applicator specialist

[v8zman]

ive been wanting that job for a while

[Need-4-Speed]

I'm rooting for a promotion for you to lubrication applicator specialist
:plusone:

[Need-4-Speed]

:rad: POWER TO THE POST WHORES :rad:

[Need-4-Speed]

:haha: Yes 150 pages. That's alot of whoring...lol :haha:

[Nicegy525]

Well Im gload I got my post in on the 150th anniversary

[v8zman]

very exciting time right now

[Fade]

Yeahh.....I'm waiting for it to ice over here in good ol' Eugene.

[MEP1000]

I'm just trying to get another helmet under my name:haha:


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: O those helmets

[MEP1000]

When did we get cute little helmets?

And v8's a pillow fluffer??


Short time ago, and yes he is :haha: :haha:

[MEP1000]

:rad: POWER TO THE POST WHORES :rad:


:shooting: :shooting: :shooting: Keep firing away

[Nicegy525]

Ive got some rope and a sled

[Nicegy525]

anyone want to tow me down the road???