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MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:30 PM
Would be easier to share that way :smilewink:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:30 PM
Im settling for chips and salsa...its actually pretty good.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Im settling for chips and salsa...its actually pretty good.


You got beer to wash it down :drinking: :angel:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Would be easier to share that way :smilewink:

Who knows, maybe in a few months I will. I graduate in June, and I go wherever a job will take me. If I do...you owe me a cupcake. Supersize.

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Yes!!! I do! Thank you for reminding me!!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:34 PM
Who knows, maybe in a few months I will. I graduate in June, and I go wherever a job will take me. If I do...you owe me a cupcake. Supersize.


Its a deal :rad: All you can eat special too :yes:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:34 PM
Yes!!! I do! Thank you for reminding me!!


Your welcome. What kind?

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:34 PM
Ha. I think I learned the otehr night that my limit is one..

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:35 PM
Your welcome. What kind?

Hoegaarden

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:35 PM
Ha. I think I learned the otehr night that my limit is one..


How about a really big cinimon roll then?? :haha:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:36 PM
I like those too..Cinnabon...mmmmmmmmm...

Can you tell I have a sweet tooth?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:36 PM
Hoegaarden


WTF? Never heard of that. Is it good? Light or Dark?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:37 PM
I like those too..Cinnabon...mmmmmmmmm...

Can you tell I have a sweet tooth?


Yes I can. Hope you have more than one :haha:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:37 PM
WTF? Never heard of that. Is it good? Light or Dark?

It's a Belgian white beer.

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:37 PM
Yes I can. Hope you have more than one :haha:

Unfortunately for my health and body, I have several. Ha.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:38 PM
It's a Belgian white beer.


I'll have to go look for that :thumbup:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:39 PM
I'll have to go look for that :thumbup:

it's good. Very crisp and clean tasting. I usually go for dark beers, stouts and such, but this stuff is the bestest.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:39 PM
Unfortunately for my health and body, I have several. Ha.


I've seen your picture, you little skinny thing. You need a couple of them. Fatten you up a bit :haha:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:40 PM
it's good. Very crisp and clean tasting. I usually go for dark beers, stouts and such, but this stuff is the bestest.


I'm big dark beer drinker. Well when I'm not drinking Jim Beam :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:40 PM
I've seen your picture, you little skinny thing. You need a couple of them. Fatten you up a bit :haha:

No way, I have a bridesmaid dress to fit into in 6 months. Gotta get rid of some excess!!

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:40 PM
She says as she drinks beer and eats chips...haha.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:41 PM
No way, I have a bridesmaid dress to fit into in 6 months. Gotta get rid of some excess!!


You have no excess :yell:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:42 PM
You have no excess :yell:
mmm.yeah..in this dress I do..it's one of those dresses that shows evveryyythinng.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:42 PM
She says as she drinks beer and eats chips...haha.


You go girl. :rad: :D

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:42 PM
mmm.yeah..in this dress I do..it's one of those dresses that shows evveryyythinng.


:needpics: I couldn't resist

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:43 PM
Hahha..yeah i had beer last night. Gotta love hte Bier Stein in Eugene..i had some good Irish stout on Nitro...very cool.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:43 PM
Can't wait to see you in that :naughty: :o

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:44 PM
Hahha..yeah i had beer last night. Gotta love hte Bier Stein in Eugene..i had some good Irish stout on Nitro...very cool.


That a girl :rad: :rad: :rad: :rad:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:45 PM
:needpics: I couldn't resist



Hahahhaa.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Blaise41885/Bridemaid001.jpg

There ya go.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:47 PM
Now what in the world are you worried about. You look amazing. Really there is no need to worry :bow:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:48 PM
Does that come in a mini-skirt version :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:48 PM
Well thank you, that's sweet of you.

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:48 PM
Hahahah..no..

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:50 PM
Well thank you, that's sweet of you.


Your welcome. Now really quit worrying....

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:51 PM
Hahahah..no..


Dammit :smack:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:52 PM
Hhahaha...not to say I don't have a miniskirt....:naughty:

...just kidding....

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:55 PM
Hhahaha...not to say I don't have a miniskirt....:naughty:

...just kidding....

O wait, no fair. I need a pic of that to compare to the wedding dress :yes:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:56 PM
ha..no..I really dont have a miniskirt...I wasnt kidding about that. I do look pretty good all gothic though. Hhahaha.

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:57 PM
O wait, no fair. I need a pic of that to compare to the wedding dress :yes:


and that wasnt a wedding dress. I got one of those pics too...insane those dresses are.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:57 PM
ha..no..I really dont have a miniskirt...I wasnt kidding about that. I do look pretty good all gothic though. Hhahaha.


Gothic huh?? Very interesting :naughty:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 09:58 PM
and that wasnt a wedding dress. I got one of those pics too...insane those dresses are.


O I thought it was. It still looked good. I like insane :yes:

Fade
02-01-2007, 09:59 PM
Gothic huh?? Very interesting :naughty:
Hahahah.. dont get yourself all excited. Gothic is like...a one day a year type of thing for me. I don't do makeup normally.

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:00 PM
O I thought it was. It still looked good. I like insane :yes:


Haha..no..THIS is a wedding dress.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Blaise41885/Bridemaid011-1.jpg

Good lord...it's starting to turn into Amy's Album thread...

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:01 PM
Hahahah.. dont get yourself all excited. Gothic is like...a one day a year type of thing for me. I don't do makeup normally.


Some Gothic girls look really good, others obviously need to shower :haha: I put you in the looking good group. Some women don't need makeup, thats a good thing :rad:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:01 PM
Make up is entirely too high maintenance for me. Thus, I dont wear it.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:02 PM
:bow: :bow: Keep them coming Amy they look great. Hey everyone I saw them first :haha:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:02 PM
I think people should start posting up random pics of themselves in this thread. I'm a little embarrased I have so many on here.:unsure:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:02 PM
:bow: :bow: Keep them coming Amy they look great. Hey everyone I saw them first :haha:


:hysterical: :hysterical:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:02 PM
Make up is entirely too high maintenance for me. Thus, I dont wear it.


:lol: :lol: Ya it looks like a total pain in the ass. I'm so glad all I have to do is shave :yes:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:03 PM
I'm gonna need another beer to keep posting pics up. So..you lose. All I have is corona, and after that white beer, corona is no good!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:03 PM
I think people should start posting up random pics of themselves in this thread. I'm a little embarrased I have so many on here.:unsure:


I wouldn't be embarrased. Those are some really good pictures

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:04 PM
:lol: :lol: Ya it looks like a total pain in the ass. I'm so glad all I have to do is shave :yes:

Guys have to shave sooo much less too! What is up with that!!!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:04 PM
I'm gonna need another beer to keep posting pics up. So..you lose. All I have is corona, and after that white beer, corona is no good!


Aw Crap :yell: :yell: :yell:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:05 PM
Guys have to shave sooo much less too! What is up with that!!!


Hey I got a face and head to do. I shave often :iorun:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:05 PM
although..if someone brought me a cupcake..i might be convinced...hmm..

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm gonna need another beer to keep posting pics up. So..you lose. All I have is corona, and after that white beer, corona is no good!


Drink two at once and use a straw :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:06 PM
Hey I got a face and head to do. I shave often :iorun:

I can guarantee you my legs have more square footage of shaving area than your head and face put together.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:06 PM
although..if someone brought me a cupcake..i might be convinced...hmm..


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:07 PM
Drink two at once and use a straw :naughty:

Hahaha...sorry, I only have 1 corona...not gonna go for that tonight...i do have a bottle of red wine though...hmmm

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:07 PM
I can guarantee you my legs have more square footage of shaving area than your head and face put together.


:yes: O ya?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:07 PM
Hahaha...sorry, I only have 1 corona...not gonna go for that tonight...i do have a bottle of red wine though...hmmm


I know you have a big gulp cup around the house. Go for it

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:09 PM
Or better yet just tip the bottle to the head :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:11 PM
:yes: O ya?


yeah...

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:12 PM
Or better yet just tip the bottle to the head :lol: :lol: :lol:


red wine sounds so good now..dang it. i need to remember my hw im doing though..hahha.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:13 PM
yeah...


Once again :needpics::victory-sign:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:13 PM
I just realized....Im almost at 600. By jove, I just might make it tonight !

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:13 PM
red wine sounds so good now..dang it. i need to remember my hw im doing though..hahha.


Shame on you. Get that homework done :thinking:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:13 PM
Once again :needpics::victory-sign:


SOrry dood, I have no pics of my legs.

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:14 PM
Shame on you. Get that homework done :thinking:

meh nothing is due tomorrow. Im just trying to get some stuff that needs to get done, done.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:14 PM
I just realized....Im almost at 600. By jove, I just might make it tonight !


14 to go. You going to get another helmet at 600?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:14 PM
SOrry dood, I have no pics of my legs.


So if I bring you a cupcake???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:15 PM
14 to go. You going to get another helmet at 600?


I plan on it, yes. Maybe a new title too..though I kinda like pimp...ill be sad to see it go!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:15 PM
meh nothing is due tomorrow. Im just trying to get some stuff that needs to get done, done.


Ok. I would feel guilty if you had something due in the morning

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:15 PM
So if I bring you a cupcake???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

if you bring me a cupcake, ill give you a drink of my red wine..thats it.heheh...or my corona.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:16 PM
I plan on it, yes. Maybe a new title too..though I kinda like pimp...ill be sad to see it go!


Hurry up and get to 1000 then you can make your own

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:16 PM
Ok. I would feel guilty if you had something due in the morning

meh...ima multitasker..im surfing other sites, reading for school, talking to you, and others on AIM and listening to music. thats how i roll, homes.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:16 PM
if you bring me a cupcake, ill give you a drink of my red wine..thats it.heheh...or my corona.


:drool: hahahaha

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:17 PM
Hurry up and get to 1000 then you can make your own

then i can officially take the pimp title! hahah..maybe Mistress Cupcake to make Need happy for a bit.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:17 PM
meh...ima multitasker..im surfing other sites, reading for school, talking to you, and others on AIM and listening to music. thats how i roll, homes.


:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: You got mad skills girl :rad:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:17 PM
then i can officially take the pimp title! hahah..maybe Mistress Cupcake to make Need happy for a bit.


:lol: :lol: I love that one too

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:18 PM
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: You got mad skills girl :rad:

pretty much, yeah., Hahaha..are you awake for work?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:19 PM
7 more to go Pimp

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:19 PM
Mistress Cupcake just sounds like a fairytale gone slightly 'adult'...nt sure abut that.

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:19 PM
7 more to go Pimp
:rad: yeah buddy!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:19 PM
pretty much, yeah., Hahaha..are you awake for work?


No last night off. I go in Friday and work till Monday night. I don't post at work

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:20 PM
Mistress Cupcake just sounds like a fairytale gone slightly 'adult'...nt sure abut that.


No it doesn't

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:20 PM
:rad: yeah buddy!


5 now

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:20 PM
I didnt think you would, I didnt know if you were off to work or something though. seemed a bit late (or early, whatver) for you to be up.

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:21 PM
597...*sniff* this is a slightly emotional farewell to much beloved title as "pimp"...I shall miss thee dearly..:mecry:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:21 PM
I just gave you some rep points for all that multi tasking you got going on :bow: :bow:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:22 PM
598...this is a shout out to alll the little people who helped me get here today. special thanks to Mep for all his help tonight. I couldn't have done it without you, buddy!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:22 PM
I didnt think you would, I didnt know if you were off to work or something though. seemed a bit late (or early, whatver) for you to be up.


I could crash right now cause still adjusting back to night schedule. When I get back into the groove I'm usually up till at least 0200hrs

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:22 PM
599! Whohooo! I have more rep points!! Thanks Mep!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:23 PM
598...this is a shout out to alll the little people who helped me get here today. special thanks to Mep for all his help tonight. I couldn't have done it without you, buddy!


:o Aw shucks. I do what I can

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:23 PM
599! Whohooo! I have more rep points!! Thanks Mep!


Your very welcome :rad: :rad:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:23 PM
600!!!!!!!!
Yayyyy!!!! New title and New helmet!!! :D

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:24 PM
597...*sniff* this is a slightly emotional farewell to much beloved title as "pimp"...I shall miss thee dearly..:mecry:


There is still hope it won't change :D

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:24 PM
Ima Pimp Daddy!!! Even better!!! Best title evvvaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:24 PM
600!!!!!!!!
Yayyyy!!!! New title and New helmet!!! :D


:bow: :bow: Bow to the Pimp Daddy :bow: :bow:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:24 PM
There is still hope it won't change :D
Did you have a covert hand in this?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:25 PM
Ima Pimp Daddy!!! Even better!!! Best title evvvaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:thumbup: Way to go. Will you be my daddy now??? :hysterical:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:25 PM
Gwahahha..I feel like a new person....the twisty road to 1000 now stands before me, with the reward of a new helmet and title priviledges.....cant wait!!

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:26 PM
:thumbup: Way to go. Will you be my daddy now??? :hysterical:


Who's your daddy ? :whip: Oh geez...I need to get offline...this thread is ruining me.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Did you have a covert hand in this?


Nope. Titles are changing much faster then when I was down at 600. There was only whore and Master whore :mecry: I never got to be a pimp

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Gwahahha..I feel like a new person....the twisty road to 1000 now stands before me, with the reward of a new helmet and title priviledges.....cant wait!!


Rock it sister

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:27 PM
Who's your daddy ? :whip: Oh geez...I need to get offline...this thread is ruining me.


O no its not. I like what its doing to you. That and the beer you drank :haha:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:27 PM
Nope. Titles are changing much faster then when I was down at 600. There was only whore and Master whore :mecry: I never got to be a pimp


thats ok, youre a whore and that is a very respectable title to have had. now your a sugga daddy. whats better than that?

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Besides you have a spectacular aura about you :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:28 PM
O no its not. I like what its doing to you. That and the beer you drank :haha:


haha...it takes more than one beer to do anything to me. nice try though.

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:28 PM
thats ok, youre a whore and that is a very respectable title to have had. now your a sugga daddy. whats better than that?


Nothing :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Besides you have a spectacular aura about you :naughty:


why yes.....yes i do.:bowtie-guy:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:29 PM
haha...it takes more than one beer to do anything to me. nice try though.


I know that was a 40oz bottle. Don't you know who your talking to??? I've heard all those excuses before :yes:

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:30 PM
why yes.....yes i do.:bowtie-guy:


:bow: :bow: You'll be at 1000 in no time

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:31 PM
I know that was a 40oz bottle. Don't you know who your talking to??? I've heard all those excuses before :yes:


it's only a 11.2 oz bottle actualy..

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:31 PM
:yell: Ok got to get up early to get kids ready for school. I so need about two weeks more of night shift to readjust. Have a great rest of the night Pimp Daddy. Talk to ya soon

MEP1000
02-01-2007, 10:32 PM
it's only a 11.2 oz bottle actualy..


:twofinger: Whatever. I'm not falling for that one :naughty:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:33 PM
:yell: Ok got to get up early to get kids ready for school. I so need about two weeks more of night shift to readjust. Have a great rest of the night Pimp Daddy. Talk to ya soon


OkkkK!!! Sleep well!!

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:36 PM
I'm the only one on the site right now...:unsure:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:37 PM
Kinda creepy....:eek:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:38 PM
:ride:

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/Blaise41885/steelinfoodznw7.jpg

Fade
02-01-2007, 10:40 PM
k night.

lotsamtbottls
02-01-2007, 11:41 PM
that was a lot of catching up to do... wow.

Kadbugg
02-02-2007, 05:51 AM
Sweet!!!! :thumbup:


Wow! Those jets are awesome! The hangar was so clean it was ridiculous...even the janitor area was sparkling clean. They let me sit in the cockpit and I scared everyone thinking I was gonna push buttons.

Kadbugg
02-02-2007, 05:58 AM
that was a lot of catching up to do... wow.


Amen to that! Cupcakes, beer, sexual innuendos....wow a lot went on!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-02-2007, 06:51 AM
I'm post #3626!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-02-2007, 06:52 AM
That's a lot of posts. And we only got close to having a topic a couple times

Fade
02-02-2007, 07:17 AM
sry.. I was bored.

Fade
02-02-2007, 07:18 AM
Katie that sounds way cool!!

FJMam
02-02-2007, 07:26 AM
So is little yellow chicky ever going to break into the Macarena? :iorun:

Fade
02-02-2007, 07:29 AM
hah that woudl be awesome. unfortunetly, i think she only knows one step.

FJMam
02-02-2007, 07:35 AM
Oh, now I understand.

Chickie is wiping the sweat from her brow because she needs to pee really really bad! :hysterical:

I crack me up....:bowtie-guy:

Fade
02-02-2007, 09:11 AM
something tells me i need a new avatar...

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Wow! Those jets are awesome! The hangar was so clean it was ridiculous...even the janitor area was sparkling clean. They let me sit in the cockpit and I scared everyone thinking I was gonna push buttons.

Now that would have been funny :yes:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:10 AM
that was a lot of catching up to do... wow.


:idunno: hehehe

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:11 AM
Amen to that! Cupcakes, beer, sexual innuendos....wow a lot went on!


Another wonderful night :yes:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:12 AM
So is little yellow chicky ever going to break into the Macarena? :iorun:


I so hope not :lol: :lol:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:13 AM
hah that woudl be awesome. unfortunetly, i think she only knows one step.

Whew, that was close. :yes:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 11:14 AM
something tells me i need a new avatar...


Its not very Pimp like I must say :idunno:

Kadbugg
02-02-2007, 11:16 AM
You show her how it's done Meppers!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-02-2007, 11:53 AM
Maybe Fades avatar would quit dancing if Katies avatar poked it in the eye.

Kadbugg
02-02-2007, 12:24 PM
:lol:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:12 PM
You show her how it's done Meppers!


:thumbup: I can't keep giving all this knowledge away for free. I need to open a store or something :iorun:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:12 PM
Maybe Fades avatar would quit dancing if Katies avatar poked it in the eye.


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:20 PM
So I'm walking into the Cheveron Gas station at Fremont/MLK the other night and a black lady is leaving the store. Now most would assume a white officer is going to get out of the car. Well I get out and she does a double take. She then proceeds to say "Damm your fine" I smile and continue walking into the store when she says " o and you a nice ass too" :yes: She giggles and says she hopes she wasn't to forward. All I could do was laugh and say thank you. Welcome back to the hood MEP :lol: :lol:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:20 PM
I miss my suga mama :crying: :crying:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:21 PM
Daddy needs some suga :lets-eat:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:21 PM
Almost sleepy time. Man I love working weekends :yell:

MEP1000
02-02-2007, 01:22 PM
Hope all those with real weekends have a good one :yes:

Kadbugg
02-02-2007, 01:39 PM
I miss my suga mama :crying: :crying:

Sorry Papi! I've been battling with Guest Relations and had to get some higher ups involved. Busy day!!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-02-2007, 03:20 PM
So I'm walking into the Cheveron Gas station at Fremont/MLK the other night and a black lady is leaving the store. Now most would assume a white officer is going to get out of the car. Well I get out and she does a double take. She then proceeds to say "Damm your fine" I smile and continue walking into the store when she says " o and you a nice ass too" :yes: She giggles and says she hopes she wasn't to forward. All I could do was laugh and say thank you. Welcome back to the hood MEP :lol: :lol:


I said the same thing first time I saw you :lol:

lotsamtbottls
02-02-2007, 04:49 PM
I said the same thing first time I saw you :lol:
:hysterical: you're too funny brian

Fade
02-02-2007, 06:57 PM
:thumbup: I can't keep giving all this knowledge away for free. I need to open a store or something :iorun:


Wait a sec...I'm the Pimp..youre the whore..doesn't that mean you pay me??? Yeah..thats right. pay up!

lotsamtbottls
02-03-2007, 01:13 AM
Wait a sec...I'm the Pimp..youre the whore..doesn't that mean you pay me??? Yeah..thats right. pay up!
lol you tell him amy, dont let him get away with that nonsense!

Fade
02-03-2007, 08:20 PM
:countsheep:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:09 AM
Sorry Papi! I've been battling with Guest Relations and had to get some higher ups involved. Busy day!!


Go on with your bad self. I hope you gave them hell :naughty:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:09 AM
I said the same thing first time I saw you :lol:


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:11 AM
Wait a sec...I'm the Pimp..youre the whore..doesn't that mean you pay me??? Yeah..thats right. pay up!


Unless you have a signed contract or sometime of oral agreement I'm afraid I'll be unable to comply with your request :naughty: :haha:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:12 AM
lol you tell him amy, dont let him get away with that nonsense!


I can see somebody needs to have a few visitors come by to say hello :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :cop-car: :naughty:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:13 AM
:countsheep:

WAKE UP. NOTHINGS GOING ON UP HERE TONIGHT :yell:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:15 AM
Anyone going to be hanging around downtown Portland on Fat Tuesday??? I'll be wearing the special all black uniform that night :naughty:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:15 AM
I would love to take Tess and Amy to Detox :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical: :lol:

MEP1000
02-04-2007, 01:16 AM
Aw crap break times over. Got to go to work again :yes:

lotsamtbottls
02-04-2007, 06:00 AM
I would love to take Tess and Amy to Detox :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical: :lol:
but i dont drink... how would that work? i guess i could just go be moral support for amy...?:wtf:

Fade
02-04-2007, 07:18 AM
I would love to take Tess and Amy to Detox :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical: :lol:


I'm not following, what's Detox? And I don't get drunk, so if it involves that, I'm afraid I'm not the girl for you.

Fade
02-04-2007, 07:20 AM
Unless you have a signed contract or sometime of oral agreement I'm afraid I'll be unable to comply with your request :naughty: :haha:


Oh you'll comply :standcorner:

Fade
02-04-2007, 10:18 PM
Ron and I fixed my bike today. I got to ride it all day!!!!! :rad: Best feeling ever getting back on that bike. :ride:

I think I might be the only one that posts in this thread anymore. Myabe I need to start a Pimp thread.

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 05:52 AM
Unless you have a signed contract or sometime of oral agreement I'm afraid I'll be unable to comply with your request :naughty: :haha:


Heh! Mep said oral!!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 07:06 AM
They have awesome chicken noodle soup in detox.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 07:07 AM
Not that I'd know..... :runaway:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 07:09 AM
:hysterical:

FJMam
02-05-2007, 07:27 AM
:wtf: :iorun:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:09 AM
but i dont drink... how would that work? i guess i could just go be moral support for amy...?:wtf:


Drugs work too. I could trump up a drug charge and just take you to detox instead of jail. Hey what are friends for anyways :yes:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:09 AM
Mep!!! Come play with me!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 08:10 AM
must.... not.... comment....... must..... not....

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:11 AM
I'm not following, what's Detox? And I don't get drunk, so if it involves that, I'm afraid I'm not the girl for you.


Detox is nickname for the Hooper Detoxification center. We take drunks and drug addicts there. You don't have to be drunk per say. You just have to have been drinking and making bad decisions. You know like drinking beer,eating chips, and not writing the paper you have due in two days :naughty:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:12 AM
Oh you'll comply :standcorner:

Yes Mistress Pimp Daddy. You wish is my command :yes:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:13 AM
Ron and I fixed my bike today. I got to ride it all day!!!!! :rad: Best feeling ever getting back on that bike. :ride:

I think I might be the only one that posts in this thread anymore. Myabe I need to start a Pimp thread.


Thats great news. Yes a Pimp thread would be wonderful

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:13 AM
Heh! Mep said oral!!


:naughty: :o :smilewink: :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:14 AM
They have awesome chicken noodle soup in detox.


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:15 AM
Not that I'd know..... :runaway:


:hysterical: :cop-car: :victory-sign: Only one way you would know that my friend :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:15 AM
Mep!!! Come play with me!


I'm here baby girl :yes:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:16 AM
must.... not.... comment....... must..... not....


:twofinger: If you don't want to be eating that soup for the next month shut the hell up :haha:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:20 AM
Wow! In 3 minutes I missed a whole page of stuff!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:23 AM
Oh...guess what Meppers? I got weighed and measured on Friday...and I lost 6.5 inches! woohoo

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:24 AM
Wow! In 3 minutes I missed a whole page of stuff!


You snooze you loose :yes:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:25 AM
Oh...guess what Meppers? I got weighed and measured on Friday...and I lost 6.5 inches! woohoo


You rock. Sounds like all that hard work is paying off :rad: :thumbup:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:26 AM
Not quick enough...but I got a trainer too! So he's kickin my ass right now!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:26 AM
You snooze you loose :yes:


Apparently....that's what I get for slacking.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 08:29 AM
:hysterical: :cop-car: :victory-sign: Only one way you would know that my friend :haha:

They threw me in the room with the inibriated bums mep :crying: That room smells terrible. A potpori of all the terrible smells that come from humans. I got one bum upset by telling him not to let the man get him down. Yay bum riot lol. Then I got sent to genral population where some hick wanted to fight me for having a fag haircut lol. Then had me some soup, worked on acting sober and was let out. It was a brief only about 4 hrs but fully entertaining trip.

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:32 AM
Not quick enough...but I got a trainer too! So he's kickin my ass right now!


I'll call him and tell him to work you harder so you win :yes:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:32 AM
Apparently....that's what I get for slacking.


You should have known that hahaha :rad:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:37 AM
I'll call him and tell him to work you harder so you win :yes:


I will win anyways! He's fun...he puts up with my whining!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:37 AM
I can't wait for my bday..it's gonna be fun!

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:39 AM
I will win anyways! He's fun...he puts up with my whining!

I'll just log on and let him look at your trash talk. You will be doing lunges all the way home :haha: :haha: :haha:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:40 AM
I still hurt from Friday! I don't need anymore work! Did I tell you I got my body fat tested?

Whooie boy....it was bad!!!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:40 AM
I'm basically one big glob of fat!

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:41 AM
I still hurt from Friday! I don't need anymore work! Did I tell you I got my body fat tested?

Whooie boy....it was bad!!!


Women will always have higher than men. Doesn't seem right

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:42 AM
I'm basically one big glob of fat!


Boobs make a big difference for body fat numbers. I'm happy to report that yours will make your number higher :naughty: :o :yes:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:44 AM
I lost 2 inches in the chest area...I'm convincing myself that I'm losing back fat and not the girls! I don't wanna lose them...I like them.

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:45 AM
I lost 2 inches in the chest area...I'm convincing myself that I'm losing back fat and not the girls! I don't wanna lose them...I like them.


:OMG: :smack: :soapbox: :megashout: :puke2: That so better have been from the back

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 08:51 AM
Congrats on loosing the poundage Katie. It can be a tough battle.

I've got to go back to the gym too. Age hasn't been kind when it comes to the bulge. I'm waiting to see how we make out tax wise before I do. There's a good chace Uncle Sam will whoop me this year. Till then, I walk, drink water and try to watch portions.

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 08:53 AM
Congrats on loosing the poundage Katie. It can be a tough battle.

I've got to go back to the gym too. Age hasn't been kind when it comes to the bulge. I'm waiting to see how we make out tax wise before I do. There's a good chace Uncle Sam will whoop me this year. Till then, I walk, drink water and try to watch portions.


I hear ya on that one

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 08:57 AM
Portions suck! I had a dream about mcDs fries the other night!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 09:04 AM
The thing I did a couple years ago that worked really well was Body for Life. It worked really well. Part of it was small portions but you eat like 6 times a day. That makes the portion thing easy.

A really hard depressing winter bucked me off the diet wagon though. I just gotta man up and do it again.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 09:06 AM
Portions suck! I had a dream about mcDs fries the other night!

When you have no fast food for a couple months and then you have it again you realize how sh!itty it is. It'll make you physically ill.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 09:06 AM
Don't let V8 see there's a topic lol. He'll be upset

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:18 AM
Portions suck! I had a dream about mcDs fries the other night!


:lol: :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:19 AM
When you have no fast food for a couple months and then you have it again you realize how sh!itty it is. It'll make you physically ill.


Months??? :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: I would miss it too much

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:20 AM
Don't let V8 see there's a topic lol. He'll be upset


Screw V8 :yes:

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 09:24 AM
I'm doing portions now and it isn't too bad...I"d rather have a cheeseburger though.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 09:24 AM
Screw V8 :yes:

You can. He's okay but not really my type.

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 09:32 AM
:hysterical: :hysterical:

Fade
02-05-2007, 09:45 AM
Papers are stupid. I go riding instead, then finish them when it's too cold for me ride. Ha. As far as drug use, I don't think you could get me on that one either, unless it's a caffine detox. I could use that. Ha.

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:46 AM
I'm doing portions now and it isn't too bad...I"d rather have a cheeseburger though.


Portions suck :yes:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:46 AM
You can. He's okay but not really my type.


I'll take your word for it and walk away :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:48 AM
Papers are stupid. I go riding instead, then finish them when it's too cold for me ride. Ha. As far as drug use, I don't think you could get me on that one either, unless it's a caffine detox. I could use that. Ha.


Do you not have any sense of imagination my dear??? Ever heard the pen is mightier than the sword??? :naughty: I'll start with caffine then work my way up if I have to :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:48 AM
Now go write your paper dammit :lol: :lol: :lol:

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 09:57 AM
mep, it would totally suck to get busted on a trumped up drug charge... especially when for the first time in years i've been a really, really well-behaved girl!! :eek2:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 10:01 AM
mep, it would totally suck to get busted on a trumped up drug charge... especially when for the first time in years i've been a really, really well-behaved girl!! :eek2:


:yes: You know I could never do that. I was just day dreaming in typing so to say:naughty: You know the whole handcuff the hot chick fantasy :o There you broke me down are you happy??? :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 10:52 AM
:yell: :yell: I'm so stuck between a rock and a hard place right now. I so hope I don't have court in the morning. I got Sh&t I need to handle

Fade
02-05-2007, 11:08 AM
:yes: You know I could never do that. I was just day dreaming in typing so to say:naughty: You know the whole handcuff the hot chick fantasy :o There you broke me down are you happy??? :haha:


Ahh the truth comes out. Quick Tess, lets run!!

Fade
02-05-2007, 11:08 AM
:yell: :yell: I'm so stuck between a rock and a hard place right now. I so hope I don't have court in the morning. I got Sh&t I need to handle
That would suck...Want me to beat someone up for you?

AndrewR6
02-05-2007, 11:12 AM
yeah buddy Fade and I got yo' back Lets go whoop sum a$$.

Fade
02-05-2007, 11:13 AM
yeah buddy Fade and I got yo' back Lets go whoop sum a$$.
For sure!!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 11:22 AM
:yell: :yell: I'm so stuck between a rock and a hard place right now. I so hope I don't have court in the morning. I got Sh&t I need to handle


*Smooches*

I luv ya Papi!

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 11:34 AM
Ooohhh! Can I come???? I'm really good back up!


*Holds mock gun*

Freeze a$$hat!

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 11:38 AM
You'll need a radio man

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 11:52 AM
Would that be you Brian?

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 12:00 PM
Of course. My radio voice is famous in the PPD.

Kadbugg
02-05-2007, 12:18 PM
Yay! We'd make a cool team! Back up to Mep and Andrew and Fade....we're the muscle.

Rev. Fatty Bulger
02-05-2007, 12:37 PM
Hell Yea!! *high five*

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 01:56 PM
:yes: You know I could never do that. I was just day dreaming in typing so to say:naughty: You know the whole handcuff the hot chick fantasy :o There you broke me down are you happy??? :haha:
maybe... just a little bit :o

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 01:57 PM
Yay! We'd make a cool team! Back up to Mep and Andrew and Fade....we're the muscle.
i want a piece of this action! i've got stress that needs to be taken out on the offending party :whip:

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 05:51 PM
where the hell has everyone been today?

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 05:51 PM
i'm bored.

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 05:51 PM
i require constant entertainment.

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 05:52 PM
so make with the singing or dancing or whatever. NOW.




please?

lotsamtbottls
02-05-2007, 05:53 PM
c'mon now... i asked nicely :unsure:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 06:20 PM
That would suck...Want me to beat someone up for you?


Yes please :haha:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 06:22 PM
yeah buddy Fade and I got yo' back Lets go whoop sum a$$.


Ya let me guess, My way back :haha: as in watching me from down the street incase its dangerous :lol: :lol:

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 06:23 PM
*Smooches*

I luv ya Papi!

Ooohhh! Can I come???? I'm really good back up!


*Holds mock gun*

Freeze a$$hat!


:haha: quote of the week so far. Freeze A$$hat :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Fade
02-05-2007, 08:49 PM
Ya let me guess, My way back :haha: as in watching me from down the street incase its dangerous :lol: :lol:


Pft whatever! I'll get on in the action. No down the street standing for me!

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 09:57 PM
Pft whatever! I'll get on in the action. No down the street standing for me!


Saved by a pimp :yes: O the shame :o

Fade
02-05-2007, 09:58 PM
Saved by a pimp :yes: O the shame :o

Ill even wear my fur coat for ya, just so I look hardcore

MEP1000
02-05-2007, 10:00 PM
You'll need a radio man

Would that be you Brian?

Of course. My radio voice is famous in the PPD.


When it comes to talking on the police radio there is nobody better than Brian. I think I created a monster on that last ride a long. Now all the dispatchers what me to be nice and sweet on the radio like him. :yell:

Kadbugg
02-06-2007, 05:45 AM
Mep! Nice and Sweet? Those don't go in the same sentence as you.

MEP1000
02-06-2007, 07:38 AM
Ill even wear my fur coat for ya, just so I look hardcore


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MEP1000
02-06-2007, 07:39 AM
Mep! Nice and Sweet? Those don't go in the same sentence as you.


Exactly my point :naughty:

FJMam
02-06-2007, 08:09 AM
:iorun: