WHORES

[Kadbugg]

You'll have to change your mood from lurking to whoring


Is there one?

Let me take a look

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I put my bar end mirror on

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

It looks bad ass too

[Kadbugg]

Nope no whoring mood...how about cheeky? that do?

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Now I need one for the other side and fancy tron led lights

[Kadbugg]

How come you only got one?

[Kadbugg]

And what do you want to do with fancy tron red lights?

[Kadbugg]

I'm hungry!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

maybe inspired? you do have a goal

[Kadbugg]

Someone bring me food

[Kadbugg]

maybe inspired? you do have a goal


Inspired it is!! I will reach my goal today!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I only got one cuz they're spendy little suckers

I'd like purple lights. Some for the undertail and some for ground effects. Maybe a couple other places too

[Kadbugg]

Why are they so expensive?

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I'm going to have frosted flakes. Want a bowell josh?

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I don't know, theres not much to them

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

They're tiny and sexy like midget porn stars

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

400! Do I get anything special?

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Yay, I'm hardcore! Master post whore was in all caps and looked a little more impressive

[Kadbugg]

I think i want eggs and a bagel

[Kadbugg]

400! Do I get anything special?


You got another helmet too!

[Kadbugg]

Yay for Brian!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I did!!!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

It's not 4 but it'll do

[v8zman]

way to be

[Kadbugg]

4 will come very quickly!

[Kadbugg]

Uh oh....josh is back

[v8zman]

yea

before u even realize it

[v8zman]

uh oh?u want company while whoring or not?

[Fade]

Just thought I'd say a little good morning before I head to school! Gooooddd morninggg....

[v8zman]

good morning

have fun

hope your feeling better

[Jane Honda]

I love what her avatar is doing as she says goooooddd mornnninggg!!!

[v8zman]

i wanna see her do that in real life

[Kadbugg]

uh oh?u want company while whoring or not?


Yes please

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I want to combine here avatar with the johnson in the eye idea.

Hump, poke, scream.... for eternity...

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

If only I had skillz

[Kadbugg]

I want to combine here avatar with the johnson in the eye idea.

Hump, poke, scream.... for eternity...


Strange...very strange

[Kadbugg]

I got my bagel and scrambled egg...

[Kadbugg]

Yummy!!!

[Kadbugg]

*eats her food while waiting for the next post*

[Kadbugg]

dum de dum dum dum

[Kadbugg]

*Twiddles her thumbs*

[Kadbugg]

I see you all down at the bottom of the page...

[Kadbugg]

lurkers

[Kadbugg]

I watched Miami Vice the other night

[Kadbugg]

It sucked! Was nothing like the TV show and Colin Farrell looked like a big greaseball!

[Kadbugg]

Didn't even have the theme song

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I sooooo wanted to be Don Johnson when that show was on.

[v8zman]

colin farrel is cool

[v8zman]

what are u inspired to do?

[v8zman]

or by who?

[Kadbugg]

I'm inspired to reach 1000 posts

[Kadbugg]

and to change my title

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

he's okay. Will Farrel is better

[Kadbugg]

will is funnier

[v8zman]

thinking about what your title is gonna be?

[v8zman]

bruce willis is still the man

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

He's getting so old now.

[v8zman]

yea we will see it die hard 4 how he is

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Is that for real??? Is there going to be another Die Hard?

[v8zman]

yes

[Need-4-Speed]

and to change my title
You go girl post it like you stole it...lol

[v8zman]

is it time yet?

[v8zman]

noone around to entertain me?

[Kadbugg]

Time for what? A drink?

[Kadbugg]

In case you didn't notice..I'm back now!

[v8zman]

finally

[v8zman]

and yes

drinking time

[v8zman]

im taking bike to edr today

[Kadbugg]

Sorry! Had to go to urgent care then lunch

[Kadbugg]

im taking bike to edr today


What for?

[MEP1000]

How am I supposed to get that many posts?


Generally you start typing then hit the send button

[MEP1000]

You guys have really been working it as of late

[Kadbugg]

Some old guy stole my Reader's Digest!

[v8zman]

dyno tune among other things to make sure its tip top shape

[MEP1000]

I better start working or I'm going to get passed up

[Kadbugg]

Generally you start typing then hit the send button

Smart ass

[v8zman]

Generally you start typing then hit the send button


how many pages back did u read?

[MEP1000]

Some old guy stole my Reader's Digest!


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: You poor thing

[Kadbugg]

dyno tune among other things to make sure its tip top shape


Right on!

[MEP1000]

how many pages back did u read?


A few is all. Man fighting off sleep right now

[v8zman]

I better start working or I'm going to get passed up


nah u will always be tha man

[MEP1000]

Smart ass

Dumb ass :twofinger:

[v8zman]

which would u rather be?

[MEP1000]

nah u will always be tha man


Your finally putting in work. Its only a matter of time :yell:

[MEP1000]

which would u rather be?


Smart ass of course

[Kadbugg]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: You poor thing

And they gave a running commentary through the entire 101 Dalmation movie

[v8zman]

Your finally putting in work. Its only a matter of time :yell:


yea i figured i gave u a big enough lead,better get a little closer

[Kadbugg]

Dumb ass :twofinger:


you love me

[MEP1000]

yea i figured i gave u a big enough lead,better get a little closer


That and your the tetris champ. You got mad skills

[MEP1000]

you love me


So???? :o

[v8zman]

loves u like he loves his.....

[MEP1000]

And they gave a running commentary through the entire 101 Dalmation movie


You give out any eye pokes???

[v8zman]

That and your the tetris champ. You got mad skills


i lost a couple titles,i need to get to work

[MEP1000]

loves u like he loves his.....


Fill in the blank

[v8zman]

i was waiting for u to

[MEP1000]

i lost a couple titles,i need to get to work


Good quit posting and go back to playing games please :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

i was waiting for u to


:idunno: So much to choose from

[v8zman]

hahaha,no way

i wanna change my title

[v8zman]

:idunno: So much to choose from

yea thats what i was thinking

[Kadbugg]

Change it to what?

[v8zman]

where did u go?u missed like a whole page

[v8zman]

Change it to what?


im not sure yet

but im getting closer

[Kadbugg]

you've been busy today

[v8zman]

im just trying to be like u

[MEP1000]

hahaha,no way

i wanna change my title


Your almost there

[MEP1000]

yea thats what i was thinking

Trying to figure how much trouble I want to get into

[MEP1000]

you've been busy today


Man your almost to 900. Work must be slow

[Kadbugg]

you can't help but getting into trouble

[MEP1000]

im not sure yet

but im getting closer


hes got 89 posts to figure it out :wow8:

[Kadbugg]

Man your almost to 900. Work must be slow


I just got back to work...I left at like 930 or something.

[MEP1000]

you can't help but getting into trouble


I know. You know how to push my buttons :haha:

[v8zman]

yea she is catching up

[MEP1000]

Only 363 days of probation left :rad: :rad: :rad:

[v8zman]

i like pussy cat dolls

[MEP1000]

yea she is catching up


I'm going to have to start whoring at work at the rate you guys are going

[Kadbugg]

hes got 89 posts to figure it out :wow8:


:blah-blah:

[v8zman]

what kinda stuff cant u do on probation?

[MEP1000]

i like pussy cat dolls


:drool: :drool: :drool:

[Kadbugg]

yea she is catching up

I'm trying! But now I have to go to another meeting...wow...today is really pointless

[v8zman]

:drool: :drool: :drool:


:drool: :drool:

[MEP1000]

what kinda stuff cant u do on probation?


Its more about learning then not being able to do stuff. Taking over tactical calls, handling officer complaints, doing schedules etc etc etc

[Kadbugg]

Josh, say hi to Gary if he's at EDR

[v8zman]

I'm trying! But now I have to go to another meeting...wow...today is really pointless


aww u poor thing

[Kadbugg]

:drool: :drool:


I hate to break it to you guys, but you don't have a chance in hell with them.

[MEP1000]

I'm trying! But now I have to go to another meeting...wow...today is really pointless


You need to cancel it..

[v8zman]

Josh, say hi to Gary if he's at EDR


i dont know anyone at edr

never been there

[Kadbugg]

aww u poor thing


This is my mid-year review...so my boss is going to tell me I suck!

[MEP1000]

I hate to break it to you guys, but you don't have a chance in hell with them.


Speak for yourself baby. Chicks dig the uniform :haha:

[v8zman]

I hate to break it to you guys, but you don't have a chance in hell with them.


why would u say such a thing?:yell:

[MEP1000]

This is my mid-year review...so my boss is going to tell me I suck!


I could have told your boss that :naughty: :o :naughty:

[Kadbugg]

i dont know anyone at edr

never been there


You've been to EDR..they had the Sweet Ride that you and Glen came to and the Grand Opening? Gary is on your myspace...you've met him!

[v8zman]

This is my mid-year review...so my boss is going to tell me I suck!


nevermind

[MEP1000]

why would u say such a thing?:yell:

That ones a true Playa Hater :hysterical: :hysterical:

[v8zman]

You've been to EDR..they had the Sweet Ride that you and Glen came to and the Grand Opening? Gary is on your myspace...you've met him!


dont recall anything

[MEP1000]

Hope they don't take away your computer

[Kadbugg]

I could have told your boss that :naughty: :o :naughty:


Sssshhhhh

[MEP1000]

dont recall anything


Otherwise know as invoking the 5th ammendment :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Kadbugg]

That ones a true Playa Hater :hysterical: :hysterical:


Just truthful

[MEP1000]

Sssshhhhh


Just trying to help you out

[MEP1000]

Just truthful


No way. Every guy has a chance. Haven't you seen Hitch??? :haha:

[v8zman]

im gonna find them on myspace,they will be my friends then

[Kadbugg]

you could use more friends

[Kadbugg]

I'm nervous for my review

[v8zman]

show cleavage,u will be just fine

[Kadbugg]

My boss is a woman...she wouldn't appreciate that...besides I don't have that much cleavage to make that big of a difference.

[MEP1000]

show cleavage,u will be just fine


+1

[MEP1000]

My boss is a woman...she wouldn't appreciate that...besides I don't have that much cleavage to make that big of a difference.


Every little bit helps :bow: :bow:

[v8zman]

ok well slip something in a drink for her

[MEP1000]

I'm nervous for my review


Don't be. Never let them see you sweat :thumbup:

[MEP1000]

ok well slip something in a drink for her


Give her a bottle of the special water. Then ask for a huge raise

[Kadbugg]

This is my first one!

What is up with you guys and cleavage? Why can't it be wit and personality?

[MEP1000]

Remember deny everything, and make counter accusations :wow8:

[MEP1000]

This is my first one!

What is up with you guys and cleavage? Why can't it be wit and personality?


Cause you can't touch wit and personality :naughty:

[v8zman]

cleavage is very B E A UTIFULL

[Kadbugg]

Cause you can't touch wit and personality :naughty:


:lol:

[Kadbugg]

cleavage is very B E A UTIFULL


Whatever! Other things are more beautiful!

[v8zman]

butt cleavage?

[MEP1000]

cleavage is very B E A UTIFULL


:clapping: :yes: :bow: :D :drool: :lets-eat: :plusone:

[Kadbugg]

Not thinking that either...

[MEP1000]

Whatever! Other things are more beautiful!


Like what???

[Kadbugg]

pervs

[Kadbugg]

Like what???


There's more to women than just tits and ass

[v8zman]

never denied being a perv

[Kadbugg]

I know...I'm just stating the obvious.

[MEP1000]

pervs


Whats your point??

[Kadbugg]

I love my title!

[Kadbugg]

I AM A GOD!!!

[Kadbugg]

Worship at my feet!

[v8zman]

what now u dont wanna change it at 1000?

[MEP1000]

There's more to women than just tits and ass


:sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue

[v8zman]

doesnt god imply u are a man?

[MEP1000]

I love my title!


That is a good one I'll admit

[Kadbugg]

:sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue :sticking-out-tongue


All I hear from you is...


:blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah:

[Kadbugg]

doesnt god imply u are a man?


God is universal...doesn't matter what sex.

[MEP1000]

Worship at my feet!


:confused: :confused:

[MEP1000]

All I hear from you is...


:blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah: :blah-blah:


I learned from you :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: :shooting:

[v8zman]

God is universal...doesn't matter what sex.


no thats why they have goddess

[Kadbugg]

*smooches*

[Kadbugg]

no thats why they have goddess


Yes, however, when you use the plural it's always gods...besides people call them both.

[MEP1000]

There's more to women than just tits and ass


Let me guess?? Wit and personality??? :haha:

[v8zman]

belly buttons?

[Kadbugg]

No other attributes

[Kadbugg]

belly buttons?


Belly buttons are cool...mine used to be pierced that was always a turn on for guys.

[MEP1000]

belly buttons?


Ya those are hot too :haha:

[v8zman]

yes a pierced belly button is awesome

[MEP1000]

Belly buttons are cool...mine used to be pierced that was always a turn on for guys.


Pierced tongues too :naughty:

[Kadbugg]

Never had the guts to do that! I saw my friend do it and it looked torturous

[v8zman]

pierced nose

and not a hoop

[MEP1000]

Never had the guts to do that! I saw my friend do it and it looked torturous


Ya I heard they swell up pretty bad

[Kadbugg]

A little stud?

[Kadbugg]

you guys like piercings!

[MEP1000]

pierced nose

and not a hoop


Ya studs look good but I'm not a big hoop fan either

[v8zman]

yes

diamond

[MEP1000]

you guys like piercings!


Yep were pervs remember. You pointed that out a couple pages ago

[MEP1000]

What times that review????

[v8zman]

should guys have nipple piercings?

[MEP1000]

should guys have nipple piercings?


Negative

[Kadbugg]

What times that review????


Supposed to be 2pm, but it looks like the one in front of me when over.

[Kadbugg]

should guys have nipple piercings?


They're okay...could take 'em or leave 'em.

[v8zman]

tell em your busy

[Kadbugg]

that would go over well...there goes my raise

[Kadbugg]

I'm getting a little impatient though...

[Kadbugg]

my stomach's getting upset

[MEP1000]

Supposed to be 2pm, but it looks like the one in front of me when over.


Knock em dead

[MEP1000]

my stomach's getting upset


Relax little one..

[Kadbugg]

Knock em dead


Thanks babe! Maybe it won't happen...she's got 4 to do today and she's WAY behind.

[v8zman]

ooo a raise

well u better kiss some ass

[MEP1000]

tell em your busy


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Kadbugg]

oh crap! here i go

[v8zman]

good luck

[MEP1000]

Thanks babe! Maybe it won't happen...she's got 4 to do today and she's WAY behind.


That would be nice... Or maybe you just want to get it over with :idunno:

[MEP1000]

oh crap! here i go


Go get em :rad: :rad:

[MEP1000]

:needpics: Always wanted to use this

[v8zman]

thats why i like working for small companies

no reviews and crap like that

[MEP1000]

Man I need to sleep bad. Tonight is going to be long

[v8zman]

:needpics: Always wanted to use this


i know we need to get marayo over here to post some pics of stuff

[MEP1000]

thats why i like working for small companies

no reviews and crap like that

Ya I hear ya. I'll be getting 4 I think over my year probation

[v8zman]

Man I need to sleep bad. Tonight is going to be long


work tonight?

[MEP1000]

i know we need to get marayo over here to post some pics of stuff


Ya that would be cool..

[MEP1000]

work tonight?

Ya first shift as Sgt. Waiting for daughter to get home from school so I can go to bed. If lucky I'll get around 4.5 hours of sleep

[v8zman]

i got a text from one of my bosses once telling me he is giving me a raise

i thought that was funny

[v8zman]

Ya first shift as Sgt. Waiting for daughter to get home from school so I can go to bed. If lucky I'll get around 4.5 hours of sleep


my son didnt have school today

they have missed soo many days of school this year

[MEP1000]

i got a text from one of my bosses once telling me he is giving me a raise

i thought that was funny


That is funny.

[MEP1000]

my son didnt have school today

they have missed soo many days of school this year


Ya those snow days really screwed everything up

[MEP1000]

Alright. I'm going to grab a snack so ready for bed when the little monster comes home. Peace out peeps

[v8zman]

later big guy

[Kadbugg]

I'm back

[v8zman]

how did it go?

[Kadbugg]

She says I rock..and I'm the best coordinator they've had.

[v8zman]

what does that mean?

[Kadbugg]

Made me feel better

[v8zman]

well thats all that counts then

[Kadbugg]

It means I'm doing my job and doing it well...so well in fact they let me take on some recruiting..officially.

[Kadbugg]

I'd already been recruiting since June, but now it will say my name instead of the recruiters and I will get a highly successful rating on my review and possibly more of a raise.

[v8zman]

congrats

u are in fact a god

[Kadbugg]

maybe even a goddess

[Kadbugg]

Uh hello?

[Kadbugg]

anybody home?

[Kadbugg]

what to do with myself?

[Kadbugg]

hmmmm

[Kadbugg]

*Still thinking*

[Kadbugg]

Crap! Brains not working.

[Kadbugg]

It's Friday...need to go home.

[Kadbugg]

Stupid interview! Call at the scheduled time...only to find out he's in school!!! WTF?

[v8zman]

yay

[v8zman]

school is for nerds

[Kadbugg]

27 minutes before Im gone

[v8zman]

get to whoring

[Kadbugg]

I'm

[Kadbugg]

working