WHORES

["b"]

B- Did you ever go see Golden Compass?
ya i did

["b"]

i really enjoyed it. there going to have a second one so they left it hanging,which sucked. but over all a fun movie

[Zoom]

Zoom in the school choir!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/Nicegy525/COONSING.jpg

That's where I got my big break and got on the cover of "Coonfancy"

[Zoom]

ok good. So definatly worth seeing in the theater?

["b"]

ok good. So definatly worth seeing in the theater?
i think so the CG was well done. id go see it again in the theater.

["b"]

That's where I got my big break and got on the cover of "Coonfancy"
so do you have a cd out??

["b"]

maybe something on Itunes

[Zoom]

So I went to go get the paper and someone had posted this up in the parking lot.
http://www.shures.info/images/raccoon.jpg

[Zoom]

so do you have a cd out??

LOL yeah I do but it's under my stage name. Gmaster20.

["b"]

LOL yeah I do but it's under my stage name. Gmaster20.
very nice:lol:

["b"]

0 results found for 'Gmaster20'

Itunes must not of recieved your latest record

[Zoom]

I didn't say I had it in itunes silly or else I would have replied to you post on the itunes music. Go to projectplaylist.com and look it up.

[Nicegy525]

hey if they dont call me in to work tonight we should get a group together to go see the golden compass!

[Zoom]

It actually might just be easier to go to my myspace page and see it there.

[Zoom]

hey if they dont call me in to work tonight we should get a group together to go see the golden compass!

I'd love to but I've got a party to throw. Tomorrow night?

[Zoom]

Alright. Off to start the day. lata!

["b"]

I'd love to but I've got a party to throw.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Raccons_in_a_tree.jpg/800px-Raccons_in_a_tree.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Raccons_in_a_tree.jpg)

["b"]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/animal_party.jpg

[Nicegy525]

I'd love to but I've got a party to throw. Tomorrow night?

working tomorrow night but id be happy to come to your party! :yes:

[Zoom]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/animal_party.jpg

Sorry hun but those are ringtailed lemurs:lol:
Their posers.

[Zoom]

working tomorrow night but id be happy to come to your party! :yes:

Sorry bud. This is a big person function.

["b"]

Sorry bud. This is a big person function.
:nutkick:

["b"]

ouch that hurts..

[Nicegy525]

Sorry bud. This is a big person function.


well if its a Jenny Craig fat person convention then I dont wanna come. Probably wont be any pizza left when I get there anyways!

[Zoom]

not THAT was a good party. woooooooo!!

[Zoom]

Have a good sleep everyone. Night night.

["b"]

not THAT was a good party. woooooooo!!
:thinking: :thinking:

["b"]

maybe spelling is the first thing to go when to much booze is consumed??:yes:

[Zoom]

it's one of em. lol. That went out the window right after my Britney Spears-Hit me baby one more time karoake edition did.

[Nicegy525]

good judgement too!

[Zoom]

Hey Niceguy!

[Nicegy525]

HI ZOOM!!!!

[Zoom]

Hi Niceguy! tee hee your turn!

[Nicegy525]

How was your weekend?

[Zoom]

It was great! Friday kicked A$$. Apparently you were at EDR yesterday and I went lookin for ya but couldn't find you anywhere. Still had a good time at that though. Decorated the tree and wrapped presents and today I've just been chillin and now enjoying a nice glass of wine and will have Applebee's for dinner in about an hour.:lets-eat::drinking:

[Zoom]

And you?

[MEP1000]

27000th post!



Aw crap :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

Sorry bud. This is a big person function.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MEP1000]

it's one of em. lol. That went out the window right after my Britney Spears-Hit me baby one more time karoake edition did.


That would have been fun to watch :haha:

[Nicegy525]

It was great! Friday kicked A$$. Apparently you were at EDR yesterday and I went lookin for ya but couldn't find you anywhere. Still had a good time at that though. Decorated the tree and wrapped presents and today I've just been chillin and now enjoying a nice glass of wine and will have Applebee's for dinner in about an hour.:lets-eat::drinking:

I totally forgot about the EDR thing otherwise I would've dropped by. I did make an appearance at the PSSR Christmas party! Janice gave me a plaque for volunteering at OMRRA last year!!!!! :rad:

[Nicegy525]

And you?

meh, it was okay. Friday was nice and relaxing. Saturday I helped Ryan fix up Roger's place, then I worked at a catering gig, then I dropped by the PSSR party. Sunday I fought off a migrane and lounged around the house playing video games. :yes:

[Nicegy525]

Man this place is a ghost town lately what gives?

[xqsme]

They are busy shopping.

[Zoom]

Yah no shiz. We can't let Copster think he's had this much of an impact on our lives. I got like 2 hours of sleep last night so I'm too tired. Someone else start whorin it up! I'm going to bed.:countsheep:

[Flyte Risk]

Zoom, if your going to sleep then sleep well.

If your going to bed have fun, and cook him a nice breakfast in the morning.

[Zoom]

Hehe thanks. I went to sleep. Had to get up for some din din though.

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Hehe thanks. I went to sleep. Had to get up for some din din though.
Zoom you should realy figure out how to eat with out making such a big mess!! :popcorn:Unless that stuff by your back paw is what comes out after you eat. :vomit:

[Nicegy525]

i finally bought a new phone!

[Nicegy525]

freakin T-mobile pisses me off though!

[Nicegy525]

$18 "upgrade" fee?! :wtf: They will give screamin deals to get you to sign a contract but dont give a sh!te about retaining your business with phone upgrades!

[Nicegy525]

only reason I am staying with them is because I cant find a better rate plan for this cheap

[Zoom]

Sprint has treated me really well for the most part. Been with them for almost 5 years now. Tmobile charged my like 300 bucks one month. I like that Sprint has a limit for the first few years and notifies you when you get close.

[Nicegy525]

yeah I had some crazy bills from when I dated my psycho ex. but now I never go over my minutes and T-mobile hasnt screwed up my bill.

["b"]

what up all you little whores??

[Nicegy525]

Not much! The IT dept is trying to ban my whole internet access but every time they do, it shuts down my company email server so they cant stop my internet! HA!

[Jane Honda]

when I dated my psycho ex.



Hey, I have a couple of those!!! :haha:

[Torque]

Ditto:crazy: :ohthedrama: :wtf:

[Jane Honda]

Whats everyone up too?

[Flyte Risk]

Phsyco ex's.... mmmmmm

Fond memories of great sex.

[Zoom]

Whats everyone up too?

sleeping. Home sick today.:vomit:

[Nicegy525]

just got home from indoor karting!!! What a blast!

[Nicegy525]

Hi mystery member!

[Nicegy525]

go karts rock! We rode 9hp karts in Tigard for $15 per 10 minute session!

[Zoom]

I so don't want to go to work tomorrow. Anyone got any good excuses I can give my boss?

[Nicegy525]

anal glaucoma! You cant see your ass coming into work tomorrow!

you have to take your car to DEQ and then DMV to renew your registration.

You had so much wild, passionate, free spirited sex last night you just dont have the strength to get out of bed today?

My favorite: I cant get my ass off the sh!tter! *flushes toilet in background*

[MEP1000]

Yah no shiz. We can't let Copster think he's had this much of an impact on our lives. I got like 2 hours of sleep last night so I'm too tired. Someone else start whorin it up! I'm going to bed.:countsheep:

Sounds like someone should have put the vibrator away and stopped yelling The Mep's name sooner :haha:

[MEP1000]

:yes: The Mep had to make a lot of noise complaints go away to keep the police from coming to your place :yes:

[MEP1000]

Hehe thanks. I went to sleep. Had to get up for some din din though.


Is that what you call it??? Din Din :naughty:

[MEP1000]

sleeping. Home sick today.:vomit:


Eat some chicken noodle soup and feel better soon

[MEP1000]

Whats everyone up too?


No good as usual :haha:

[MEP1000]

I so don't want to go to work tomorrow. Anyone got any good excuses I can give my boss?


Just go in and start hacking and coughing all over the place. Maybe they will send you home :idunno:

[Nicegy525]

Sounds like someone should have put the vibrator away and stopped yelling The Mep's name sooner :haha:

:yes: The Mep had to make a lot of noise complaints go away to keep the police from coming to your place :yes:

Is that what you call it??? Din Din :naughty:

sheesh! Grab some KY and introduce yourself to Pamela RightHanderson! freakin leg humper! :twofinger:

[Zoom]

Sounds like someone should have put the vibrator away and stopped yelling The Mep's name sooner :haha:

haha very funny

[Zoom]

:yes: The Mep had to make a lot of noise complaints go away to keep the police from coming to your place :yes:

No those were legit. My damn upstairs neighbor was building a table at like 1am. I swear he doesn't sleep.:yell:

[Zoom]

Is that what you call it??? Din Din :naughty:

maybe:lol:

[Zoom]

My favorite: I cant get my ass off the sh!tter! *flushes toilet in background*

I already used that one this year.:hysterical:

[Zoom]

Eat some chicken noodle soup and feel better soon

That's one thing I miss about relationships. I didn't have anyone there to make it and feed it to me:crying:

[Zoom]

Just go in and start hacking and coughing all over the place. Maybe they will send you home :idunno:

I did a little, but i felt bad, plus my voice was back to normal so they wouldn't have believed that I was feeling worse.

[Zoom]

sheesh! Grab some KY and introduce yourself to Pamela RightHanderson! freakin leg humper! :twofinger:

I thought you gave up the job of stickin up for me?

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Hi Zoom how are you doing? Havent figured out where to get your vodka yet but I havent forgot about it. :thumbup:

[Nicegy525]

I thought you gave up the job of stickin up for me?

I did, doesnt mean I cant still give The Mep some sh!t! :lol: :twofinger:

[Jane Honda]

No good as usual :haha:


I see that! :haha:





Is it riding season yet? I'm feeling a bit sideways.

["b"]

Whats everyone up too?
pnenomia:impaired:

[Nicegy525]

ugh cant I just skip today?

[Zoom]

Hi Zoom how are you doing? Havent figured out where to get your vodka yet but I havent forgot about it. :thumbup:

Home sick again.:( Ok. Cool Thanks.:thumbup:

[Zoom]

pnenomia:impaired:

awwww:vomit:

[Zoom]

ugh cant I just skip today?

yeah no shiz:wtf:

[Nicegy525]

Hi Zoom how are you doing? Havent figured out where to get your vodka yet but I havent forgot about it. :thumbup:

Is there anything better than Grey Goose? :yes:

[Zoom]

Yeah! Black Cherry Vanilla Effen Vodka is f'in good! It's addictive man. Henry's downtown has this amazing drink with it in there. It's called Stary Night or something like that. Soooooo good. Probably one of the best drinks I've ever had.

[MEP1000]

sheesh! Grab some KY and introduce yourself to Pamela RightHanderson! freakin leg humper! :twofinger:


:wow8:

[MEP1000]

No those were legit. My damn upstairs neighbor was building a table at like 1am. I swear he doesn't sleep.:yell:

Maybe we should put out a hit on him for ya :smilewink:

[MEP1000]

haha very funny


:idunno: The Mep thought so. Sorry was just in one of those mood's :yes:

[MEP1000]

maybe:lol:


Come on spill the beans :popcorn:

[MEP1000]

That's one thing I miss about relationships. I didn't have anyone there to make it and feed it to me:crying:


The Mep is sorry. Perhaps The Mep will start a Meals on Wheels for the sick :yes:

[MEP1000]

I did a little, but i felt bad, plus my voice was back to normal so they wouldn't have believed that I was feeling worse.


This close to christmas too probably wouldn't be good to fake being sick :idunno:

[MEP1000]

Hi Zoom how are you doing? Havent figured out where to get your vodka yet but I havent forgot about it. :thumbup:


:thinking: Try the liquor store :lol:

[MEP1000]

I see that! :haha:





Is it riding season yet? I'm feeling a bit sideways.


The Mep is ass backwards which is worse than sideways :yell: Man can't wait to ride again

[MEP1000]

Or be ridden :yes:

[MEP1000]

I did, doesnt mean I cant still give The Mep some sh!t! :lol: :twofinger:


:moon: :whip:

[MEP1000]

Home sick again.:( Ok. Cool Thanks.:thumbup:



:OMG: :smack: Again??? Time to start hittin the meds

[MEP1000]

pnenomia:impaired:


Yuck. Hope ya feel better soon :yes:

[MEP1000]

Yeah! Black Cherry Vanilla Effen Vodka is f'in good! It's addictive man. Henry's downtown has this amazing drink with it in there. It's called Stary Night or something like that. Soooooo good. Probably one of the best drinks I've ever had.


Better than Jim Beam and Diet Pepsi??? The Mep thinks not :lol: :smilewink:

[Zoom]

there's MEP. meals on wheels sounds good. going back to bed.

[Nicegy525]

So I get to serve dinner to a group of about 400 18 year old girls tonight... half of whom will probably be drunk when they show up... hmm...

[MEP1000]

there's MEP. meals on wheels sounds good. going back to bed.


What ya hungry for :yes:

[MEP1000]

So I get to serve dinner to a group of about 400 18 year old girls tonight... half of whom will probably be drunk when they show up... hmm...


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

This looks like fun

[Jane Honda]

Yuck. Hope ya feel better soon :yes:



Looks really sincere with that huge sheet eating grin there, Meppito boy!:p

[MEP1000]

Just passin on good vibes. They help ya heal up quick ya know :thinking:

[Zoom]

What ya hungry for :yes:

Chicken noodle soup.

[Zoom]

So I get to serve dinner to a group of about 400 18 year old girls tonight... half of whom will probably be drunk when they show up... hmm...

Did you have them sign that sexual predator agreement? You know that was part of the deal with your PO.

[Nicegy525]

well the little effers broke into the liquor room and made off with two bottles of scotch, three bottles of vodka, a couple bottles of rum and someone was nice enough to bring their own bottle of everclear. ALL were found completely empty!

[Jane Honda]

Nice.



Dontcha just love drunk attitude infested 18 year old girls?


What were you doing serving them anyways?

[Nicegy525]

my catering job (second job) called me in at the last minute. Gotta hand it to the miscrients though. It tooks somne guts to break into the liquor room and make off with all that stuff!

[Nicegy525]

my 4 day vacation starts in T minus 83 minutes!

[Nicegy525]

Im gonna drink cocktails all day, sit around and read books and sleep for at least 12 hours a day!

[Nicegy525]

booyah! Vacation has begun!

[Zoom]

I'm gonna try and get better and join you.

[Zoom]

good luck!

[Nicegy525]

:drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :yes: :rad: :rad: :victory-sign: :werd: :6cycle:

[Nicegy525]

good luck!


Thanks! Ill need it. We're spending Christmas with her parents! :wtf: :haha:

[Zoom]

blahaha umm yah. Sorry

[Nicegy525]

yeah and guess who's on the couch!

[Zoom]

?

[MEP1000]

Chicken noodle soup.


Aw crap, The Mep will have to make that up to ya

[Zoom]

Aw crap, The Mep will have to make that up to ya


TODAY!:yell:

I've been waiting for days to eat that soup and I am not happy.:mad:

[Zoom]

Geez. Don't everyone talk at once. My word is it dead.

[Zoom]

So I've had to kill about 20 spiders so far today that have popped out of my damn Christmas tree. The ex is on his way with his truck and we're gonna throw the F%^&er out on Sunnyside. Looks like I won't be getting a tree next year lol.

[Zoom]

I'm going to be having dreams of that spider movie tonight. What the heck was that movie? Arachnid or something.

[Zoom]

It is done.

[Zoom]

Man, I only have a week left to get 300 more posts in before Copster gets back. hmmmm.. What to talk about.

[Zoom]

Someone needs to find or fabricate a good Christmas raccoon picture for me to change my avatar to.

[FJMam]

Someone needs to find or fabricate a good Christmas raccoon picture for me to change my avatar to.

You poor dear. Does no one love you? Talking to yourself on line late at night, seeking Santacoons and bad horror movies. Arachniphobia, by the way.

cold, wet weather sux.

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Someone needs to find or fabricate a good Christmas raccoon picture for me to change my avatar to.
Here is a quick one for you Zoom. I hope you like it :thumbup:

[Zoom]

You poor dear. Does no one love you? Talking to yourself on line late at night, seeking Santacoons and bad horror movies. Arachniphobia, by the way.

cold, wet weather sux.

Yeah pretty much. I need a life.

Man I was so close to the actual title! Thanks:thumbup:

[Zoom]

Here is a quick one for you Zoom. I hope you like it :thumbup:

Poifect!:clapping:

[Flyte Risk]

Screw it, I went for a ride today :twofinger:

[MEP1000]

TODAY!:yell:

I've been waiting for days to eat that soup and I am not happy.:mad:


:sing: :sing: The Mep is very sorry. Must get going argh

[Nicegy525]

well how was everyone's christmas?

[Nicegy525]

Nice Santa Coon Zoom!

[Nicegy525]

so what did everyone get for christmas?

[Nicegy525]

I got a TON of stuff!

[Nicegy525]

A Mt Dew hat! A sweet tool box with 3 drawers, some nice threads (clothes) a new knife and a bunch of other crap I cant remember

[Nicegy525]

oh yeah a waffle iron! Now I can make waffles in the morning!

[Nicegy525]

I kinda like this schedule! 4 days off, 3 days of work, 4 more days off, then 3 days of work, then 2 days off then back to normal...

[MEP1000]

Here is a quick one for you Zoom. I hope you like it :thumbup:


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

Somebody had a bad Christmas

[MEP1000]

Santa should know better :yes:

[MEP1000]

Timing is everything they say :haha:

[MEP1000]

ZOOM'S new action figure doll :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Nicegy525]

thats gross!

["b"]

thats funny mep

[ordiscokid]

Boo...I mean HO HO HO

[Nicegy525]

:wtf:

[Nicegy525]

almost time to go home. what a crappy day!

[Zoom]

:sing: :sing: The Mep is very sorry. Must get going argh

you owe me big time mister!:mad:

[Zoom]

well how was everyone's christmas?

It was pretty good. Mom got me bike mag, gun mag, and car calendar among other things. She's the shiz!:rad:

[Zoom]

Nice Santa Coon Zoom!

thanks!:yes:

[Zoom]

ZOOM'S new action figure doll :hysterical: :hysterical:
:popcorn: lol ewwwwww

[Flyte Risk]

It was pretty good. Mom got me bike mag, gun mag, and car calendar among other things. She's the shiz!:rad:

Of course she got you all those things. Thats what every mom gets her son for christmas.

[Zoom]

oh! Got the movie I was in. Pretty pimp. Got a second ipod and returned it. My dad had bought it online at best buy. When I returned it they had to credit it back to the card it was bought on. Luckily he's just gonna send me money, but FYI if your thinking about buying someone you don't see often something onine at Best Buy.

[Zoom]

Of course she got you all those tings. Thats what every mom gets her son for christmas.

LOL ouch! That was below the belt. Good thing I have nothing to hurt down there.

[Flyte Risk]

I knew you could take it

[MEP1000]

you owe me big time mister!:mad:


:bow: The Mep begs for forgiveness :bow:

[MEP1000]

LOL ouch! That was below the belt. Good thing I have nothing to hurt down there.


Nothing???? :wow8:

[MEP1000]

oh! Got the movie I was in. Pretty pimp. Got a second ipod and returned it. My dad had bought it online at best buy. When I returned it they had to credit it back to the card it was bought on. Luckily he's just gonna send me money, but FYI if your thinking about buying someone you don't see often something onine at Best Buy.


The Mep thought you weren't going to admit to anyone on here you were in those kinda movies :haha:

[Zoom]

Nothing???? :wow8:

Well you know what I mean:blonde2:

[Zoom]

The Mep thought you weren't going to admit to anyone on here you were in those kinda movies :haha:

Yup. Pretty Pimp has sold millions over seas. :popcorn:

["b"]

Nothing???? :wow8:
:hysterical:

[Nicegy525]

WOO HOO!!! Another 4 days off! (2 of which are paid holidays!)

[Zoom]

I've got 5. Ha!!!

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Im working every day so hahahahaha :twofinger:

[Zoom]

And on top of that, your an Asteroids IV Champion!!! You've got everything going for you I tell ya!

[The BMW Guy / R1]

And on top of that, your an Asteroids IV Champion!!! You've got everything going for you I tell ya!
Yea I am going to be simon champ tonight too im getting good at it!!

[CopperSV1]

Well, Belated Merry Christmas WHORES!

[CopperSV1]

I am still in Mexico, a town called Coalcoman which is in the state of Michoacan for you Google Earth junkies.

[CopperSV1]

I am in a dial up INternet Cafe, almost as fast as MEP rides! J/K. I haven't ridden with MEP yet! MAybe as fast as Flyte rides!

[CopperSV1]

Anyway, 85 degrees and not a drop of moisture!

Just no Bike!

[CopperSV1]

Anyway, Hope things are well with all of you! Should be back in Oregon in about a week:(

Someone tell the rain to go away!

[Flyte Risk]

I am in a dial up INternet Cafe, almost as fast as MEP rides! J/K. I haven't ridden with MEP yet! MAybe as fast as Flyte rides!
Keep it up, your pimp-mommy status is becoming permanant

[CopperSV1]

ZOOM,

Under 800....WUSS!

LOL

[CopperSV1]

Hey Flyte! Happy New Year to you and to all!

[Flyte Risk]

And a merry Bah Humbug to you too

Just be careful on calling Zoom out. She's been getting pump up for a last min push to 1100 posts before your return

[CopperSV1]

She'd have to do over 30 a day until I get back...Don't know if she's coon enough!

[CopperSV1]

Talk to you soon!

[Flyte Risk]

Well Zoom. I do believe that Copster has just called you out. Time to get your whore on!

[Zoom]

ZOOM,

Under 800....WUSS!

LOL

Sorry man I've been trying out this whole "having a life" thing lately. Not sure if I like it

[Zoom]

And a merry Bah Humbug to you too

Just be careful on calling Zoom out. She's been getting pump up for a last min push to 1100 posts before your return

Yup, I sure have. One week left until your return and 5 days off. I won't have anything better to do then post. muhahahaha

[Zoom]

She'd have to do over 30 a day until I get back...Don't know if she's coon enough!

I might just have to take you up on that. I've got a little something up my sleeve that might help me out with it.

[Zoom]

Well Zoom. I do believe that Copster has just called you out. Time to get your whore on!
It has begun. Time to pull up old ass threads from all over the board lol. Please don't ban me. I'll try to make each post somewhat relavent. You know the challenge I'm up against! hahaha.:hysterical:

[Zoom]

I saw Copster had replied to this thread so I was worried my time was up, but I think I'm gonna make it.

[Zoom]

Alright I'm back. Had to go run a few errands.

[Zoom]

Did you know that hippo's are bullet proof? A hippo has skin that is an inch and half thick. Most bullets cannot penetrate it.

[Zoom]

And crocodiles can't stick out their tongues. It is a fixed part of their lower jaw.

[Zoom]

Did you know there is no such thing as a panther. It's just another name for a leopard. The black panther is really a black leopard. Don't ask me what the pink panther really is lol.

[Zoom]

Alright so the new avatar will be my New Years passed out picture.

[Zoom]

This one is a good one for you Niceguy.

A rat can live longer without water then a camel.

[Zoom]

Think the longest word in the English language is supercalofragilistic? Nope. Not even close. The longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. This whopper of a word is the name for a lung disease. Say that ten times fast lol.

[Zoom]

The band Aerosmith had a very popular song by this title. Guess who it was written about? Vince Neil. The singer of Motley Crue. lol

[The BMW Guy / R1]

I think Zoom is the new Lino :yes:

[Zoom]

It's impossible to kiss your elbow.

[Zoom]

I think Zoom is the new Lino :yes:
I don't know what the heck you mean by that, but I'll take it as a bad thing.:yell:

[Zoom]

I'm just giving food for thought here.

[Zoom]

By now, someone has tried kissing their elbow. I know I did lol.

[Zoom]

So what's everyone up to today?

[Zoom]

I've been neglecting my poor car. She needs a bath bad!

[Zoom]

Oh and her first oil change. She's growing up so fast!

[Zoom]

Alright. I left that one open for the peanut gallery to comment on at will.

[Zoom]

Oh hey Jason, you got your Simon Champion banner. And just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler. You're my hero!

[Zoom]

ooooo I only need 1 more rep point to be tied with the Copster. And with less points too. That's gotta count for something.

[The BMW Guy / R1]

I don't know what the heck you mean by that, but I'll take it as a bad thing.:yell:
http://www.oregonsportbike.com/forum/search.php?searchid=34817 check this out its Lino. He was just like you filling the whore page with worthless information and :spam: then one day he dissapeared kind of like you will if you continue on your current path!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Hey Zoom dont forget to look at his join date and how many posts he has :)

[The BMW Guy / R1]

ooooo I only need 1 more rep point to be tied with the Copster. And with less points too. That's gotta count for something.
Here you go 1 Rep point

[Nicegy525]

Did you know there is no such thing as a panther. It's just another name for a leopard. The black panther is really a black leopard. Don't ask me what the pink panther really is lol.


yeah but "sex panther" sounds so much better than "sex Leapord" since its made with real bits of panther!

[Nicegy525]

This one is a good one for you Niceguy.

A rat can live longer without water then a camel.

so if we both got stranded in the sahara I would die first huh? However I can cover more ground in a faster time than you so I would find water first so HA! :yes: :yes:

[Nicegy525]

By now, someone has tried kissing their elbow. I know I did lol.

If I had Gene Simmons tongue I could lick my elbow!

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http://www.oregonsportbike.com/forum/search.php?searchid=34817 check this out its Lino. He was just like you filling the whore page with worthless information and :spam: then one day he dissapeared kind of like you will if you continue on your current path!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Maybe if the link worked I'd feel bad. Too lazy to check for myself though.

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Hey Zoom dont forget to look at his join date and how many posts he has :)

I'll repeat myself..(or is this spam) too lazy.

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Here you go 1 Rep point

Thank you:bowtie-guy:

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yeah but "sex panther" sounds so much better than "sex Leapord" since its made with real bits of panther!

lol true. I forgot about that haha. Good movie by the way.

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so if we both got stranded in the sahara I would die first huh? However I can cover more ground in a faster time than you so I would find water first so HA! :yes: :yes:

lol maybe. Should we try it?

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http://www.oregonsportbike.com/forum/search.php?searchid=34817 check this out its Lino. He was just like you filling the whore page with worthless information and :spam: then one day he dissapeared kind of like you will if you continue on your current path!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Alright, I took some energy pills and did a search. He is my hero:squid:. Only downfall is that he didn't have a vagina:blonde2:. That's why I'll still be here this time next year. At some point I will get bored and move on though, so no worries.:thumbup:

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And another thing. I try to keep useless stuff to the whore thread. I'm not going off topic, and hopefully not offending anyone, cuz you can't on this thread. Not breaking any rules. Plus I think I would get a fair warning from one of our fine moderators and they would make a perfectly rational and responsible decision if I were to get to that point.

[Flyte Risk]

yeah but "sex panther" sounds so much better than "sex Leapord" since its made with real bits of panther!

you should worry more about finding a "sex partner"

[Flyte Risk]

And another thing. I try to keep useless stuff to the whore thread. I'm not going off topic, and hopefully not offending anyone, cuz you can't on this thread. Not breaking any rules. Plus I think I would get a fair warning from one of our fine moderators and they would make a perfectly rational and responsible decision if I were to get to that point.

There are some major differences between Zoom and Lino, but yes, if it came to the point of offending other members I would step up and say something long before any negative action was taken.

Besides, Copper through down the challenge so I must allow her to respond.

And for the record, Lino quit posting on his own after a few members openly complained and I sided with them. No administrative action was ever taken.

[Flyte Risk]

Carry on!

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you should worry more about finding a "sex partner"

:lol: zing!!

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Besides, Copper through down the challenge so I must allow her to respond.


Yeah that too!

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Carry on!
:bow:Thank you :bow:

[The BMW Guy / R1]

:bow:Thank you :bow:
Well you better start whoring it up soon you are running out of time before copster gets back

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Yeah I know. I'll make it up with my whore-like posting skills.

[sixteenvalve]

So is this where you come to up your post count??

[sixteenvalve]

my 4000th post in yamaha blue of course :yes: :yes: :yes:
Congradulations!

[sixteenvalve]

your boss still being an ass?
I hate it when bosses are asses.

[sixteenvalve]

I thought 91 CBR purple was your fav...
I like 94 CBR purple more...

[sixteenvalve]

hi
Hello Josh!

[sixteenvalve]

Never trust the weather man :thinking:
Just remember "mostly sunny after dark."

[sixteenvalve]

i bought my wife a new passat wagon a couple of months ago.. that was great fun
Good choice of vehicle! I have 2 passats. and 3 rabbits. and 3 rabbit trucks. and a jetta.

[sixteenvalve]

if you stay away from the strippers and save those you can get a bike
Can't we have both??

[sixteenvalve]

I have extremely large exotic chickens as pets
Do you ever choke them?:haha:

[sixteenvalve]

I need to catch up with V8's post count:shhh:
I need to catch up with everyone's post count

*page 2725 owned*

[sixteenvalve]

http://www.bicycle.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cycling-shorts-women.jpg

[sixteenvalve]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/tight-parking-space.jpg
Here's how to find a spot up front in any parking lot...

[sixteenvalve]

She loves firemen and Sport bikes, anyone have her number??
http://stunt.ca/forum/files/lf1.jpg

[Jane Honda]

Whoa... Nick!!! Your catch'n on! :clapping:


Good to see you round here, man. I still owe you some dinero.:moon:

[sixteenvalve]

Here's the photo for the above post.

[sixteenvalve]

so what did everyone get for christmas?
I got a new helmet!

[sixteenvalve]

so what did everyone get for christmas?
I also got to go to the Cayman Islands!!

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Here's the photo for the above post.

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: hot!

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I also got to go to the Cayman Islands!!

ooo very nice!