Technical Support

[Jane Honda]

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, an d Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
http:I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2
and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the >>
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

[Jane Honda]

:laughing: ...Wait a minute! :wtf: Is she trying to say something? :thinking:

[TOM-CAT]

:laughing: ...Wait a minute! :wtf: Is she trying to say something? :thinking:

Mike HOLD ON, I think you are dangerously close to over clocking your CPU right now. Just calm down and run program Denial 2.7 :haha:

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:hysterical: :hysterical:

[Jane Honda]

Mike HOLD ON, I think you are dangerously close to over clocking your CPU right now. Just calm down and run program Denial 2.7 :haha:

:lol: Program Denial 2.7 ran, and all is well....:laughing:

[MEP1000]

:lol: Program Denial 2.7 ran, and all is well....:laughing:


:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[poisonivyR1]

hey mike can you send me that program:thumbup:

[Nicegy525]

I run marriage blocker 3.7 Turbo Edition. It gets rid of those nasty bugs before they hijack the system and take over.

[poisonivyR1]

I run marriage blocker 3.7 Turbo Edition. It gets rid of those nasty bugs before they hijack the system and take over.
:hysterical: :hysterical: :bow:

[Nicegy525]

it snubs those nasty pop ups too

[Fade]

:eek:

[Nicegy525]

let me know I can make copies

[KITTY]

[quote=Jane Honda;7513]Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, an d Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate


I run the don't put out .0 01 and the put out lame like 2.0 if I don't get what I want. Then when I get what I want I run the kinky put out 10.0. It is a pretty good training system.
However, I really like the NFL 5.0 program. I found if I enjoy the NFL 5.0 program, the NBA 3.0 and the Golf 4.1 become less dominant.
I've found the the nahging 5.3 program is useless. It is so work intensive and gets no results. They try to update it often, but it still never works.
Hope this helps. If not I have some more agressive programs like striptease 1.1, pole tricks 2.7, handcuffs 8.8 (verry effective), vinyl tape 6.0, and many others to list. You can usually find them in the passive aggressive section.

[MEP1000]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Fade]

:owned:

[Nicegy525]

you forgot drop dead sexy looks!

[TOM-CAT]

Then when I get what I want I run the kinky put out 10.0...Hope this helps. If not I have some more agressive programs like striptease 1.1, pole tricks 2.7, handcuffs 8.8 (verry effective), vinyl tape 6.0, and many others to list. You can usually find them in the passive aggressive section.

I have been searching the web, but all I could find for these programs are manuals in ASCII plain text. I am more of a visual learner:yes:, so I am looking for something more like a walk though tutorial or some illustrated user manuals. Think you could point me in the right direction? :lol::lol::lol:

[Jane Honda]

I run the don't put out .0 01 and the put out lame like 2.0 if I don't get what I want.

Ive seen those programs before. Theyre easily bypassed with a newly installed version of Girlfriend 2.0 :moon: :whip: :laughing:

[KITTY]

not with this action:whip:!

[KITTY]

oops! sorry, that pic was a bit big

[Jane Honda]

:laughing: Ive heard size matters. lol.

[Need-4-Speed]

:laughing: Ive heard size matters. lol.
It's not the system you run it's the amount or ram you have. :thumbup:

[Need-4-Speed]

Just a F.Y.I. if you install kids 2.1 there is no uninstall program it will be in your system for ever.

[Jane Honda]

It's not the system you run it's the amount or ram you have. :thumbup:



:haha:

[The BMW Guy / R1]

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, an d Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
http:I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2
and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the >>
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
Hmmm sounds like you need a new somthing:popcorn: