Guts or Balls?

[Asphalt Surfer]

We have all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.!!

[MEP1000]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Guess I've cheated Death a few times

["b"]

:hysterical: nice..

[Jane Honda]

OH :laughing: MY :laughing: GOD!!!!!!!:lol:
Wait...I guess I have neither guts, nor balls!! :crying:

[Nicegy525]

good one!!!

[eezz]

Those are funny, I gotta try em.

[Flower Diva]

:lol: thanks - :lol:

[marayo]

haha,

So, jody are you flying somewhere?

[kneedragger26]

Guess that puts me in the large hanging balls department.....:lol:


.....its a long story from another place and time.:shhh:


I just dont want to be known as a......aw.... forget it.

[Jane Honda]

:laughing: :thumbup:

[Need-4-Speed]

:lol: :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

Guess that puts me in the large hanging balls department.....:lol:


.....its a long story from another place and time.:shhh:


I just dont want to be known as a......aw.... forget it.


O do tell :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: