Trucker

[pigwings]

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, 'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!'

The Madam is astonished.
'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.'

The trucker replies,



'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick.':eek:

[Flyte Risk]

After 14 years of driving a truck I don't know if I want to laugh or cry.

[NinjaKitty]

:eek2: :idunno: I guess this is one of those jokes that parrelle the saying " If he ain't horny fix him a sammie ?":haha:

[ThaSick1]

uhhh, no. If I aint in the mood, Im workin on my bike.

[FoxyLady]

I should really be sleeping