NinjaKitty
09-18-2008, 02:17 PM
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found that they were assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Although initially embarrassed and uneasy about sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently wo ke the woman saying;
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm really very cold...'
'I have a better idea,' she replied.... 'Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married'
'Wow! That's a great idea!'' he exclaimed
'Good...' she replied... 'Get your own f..ing blanket'.
After a moment of silence, he farted....
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :unsure: :hysterical:
Although initially embarrassed and uneasy about sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently wo ke the woman saying;
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm really very cold...'
'I have a better idea,' she replied.... 'Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married'
'Wow! That's a great idea!'' he exclaimed
'Good...' she replied... 'Get your own f..ing blanket'.
After a moment of silence, he farted....
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :unsure: :hysterical: