Republican,Democrate or Red Neck ?

[NinjaKitty]

Subject: are you a democrat, republican or a red neck?



>> Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
>> found by posing the following situation and question:
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
>> around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
>> Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
>>
>> You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have
>> mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>>
>> What do you do?
>>
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>> Democrat's Answer:
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>>
>> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>>
>> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>>
>> Could we run away?
>>
>> What does my wife think?
>>
>> What about the kids?
>>
>> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
>> his hand?
>>
>> What does the law say about this situation?
>>
>> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>>
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>> this send to society and to my children?
>>
>> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>>
>> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>> wound me?
>>
>> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
>> while he was stabbing me?
>>
>> Should I call 9-1-1?
>>
>> Why is this street so deserted?
>>
>> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
>> happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>>
>> This is all so confusing!
>>
>> I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a
>> consensus.
>>
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>> Republican's Answer:
>>
>> BANG!
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>> Redneck's Answer:
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (sounds
of
>> reloading)
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
>>
>> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips
>> Hollow Points?"
>>
>> Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
>>
>> Wife: "You are not taking that to the
>> Taxidermist!"




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :yes:

[ThaSick1]

oh lord.

[MarinesBiatch]

:haha:

[BadRepp66]

Send the RedNecks overseas!!! aka Git 'er Done!!!

[NinjaKitty]

Red necks or Republicans..lol.both would do the job..lol

[Major Agusta]

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :yes: :yes:

[MarinesBiatch]

But Rednecks would have more fun... Republicans would then have to justify more than one shot. Rednecks would just blow shit up! :yes:

[NinjaKitty]

But Rednecks would have more fun... Republicans would then have to justify more than one shot. Rednecks would just blow shit up! :yes:


LMAO. OK. Send the Rednecks in..But for God sakes.Make sure they have enough amo...lol..Dems might take too long ot get them what they need..:lol:

[MarinesBiatch]

Yeah, they would run out really quick me thinks.... :confused:

[Redlegracing]

REDNECK... I posted the same joke on the WS website a year or so ago and people whined about the politics of it... it goes to show where the demoncrats hang out..... you rock:rad: