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MEP1000
12-14-2006, 02:31 AM
Some words of wisdom :lol: :lol: :lol:
1. No, I don't care who you are.
2. No, I dont care who you know.
3. Yes, you do pay my salary.
4. Yes, you can have my job.
5. No, I don't have anything better to do.
6. Yes, I do arrest real criminals sometimes.
7. No, I am not picking on you.
8. No, I can't give you a break.
9. No, I don't know your friend who is a POLICE OFFICER.
10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
11. Yes, you probably will never do it again.
12.No, we can't talk about it!!!!
13. Yes, it does make me happy.
14. Yes, you will see me in court.
Kadbugg
12-14-2006, 07:18 AM
You forgot to tell us if you wear boxers or briefs...that's the important one!
v8zman
12-14-2006, 07:27 AM
have a bad night did ya?
MEP1000
12-14-2006, 09:02 AM
You forgot to tell us if you wear boxers or briefs...that's the important one!
Briefs of course :yes:
have a bad night did ya?
No not a bad day. Saw this on the wall in the Auto Theft Task force office and thought it was hilarious...
Kadbugg
12-14-2006, 09:30 AM
What's the policy on strip searches?
I think Josh is about due for one.
MEP1000
12-14-2006, 11:47 AM
What's the policy on strip searches?
I think Josh is about due for one.
Naw I'd just use a fire hose on him. Watch him fly down the street. :lol: :lol:
Kadbugg
12-14-2006, 12:44 PM
Naw I'd just use a fire hose on him. Watch him fly down the street. :lol: :lol:
:bow:
That would rock!
v8zman
12-14-2006, 01:59 PM
id be up for that
Kadbugg
12-14-2006, 02:20 PM
Break out the riot gear! Game on!
MEP1000
12-14-2006, 03:52 PM
Break out the riot gear! Game on!
Callin out the team as we speak :naughty:
kneedragger26
12-14-2006, 06:57 PM
1. No, I don't care who you are.
2. No, I dont care who you know.
3. Yes, you do pay my salary.
4. Yes, you can have my job.
5. No, I don't have anything better to do.
6. Yes, I do arrest real criminals sometimes.
7. No, I am not picking on you.
8. No, I can't give you a break.
9. No, I don't know your friend who is a POLICE OFFICER.
10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
11. Yes, you probably will never do it again.
12.No, we can't talk about it!!!!
13. Yes, it does make me happy.
14. Yes, you will see me in court.
....I guess all my questions are answered.:laughing:
MEP1000
12-14-2006, 07:05 PM
:naughty: Glad to have been a help to ya :haha:
parallax
12-15-2006, 05:05 PM
I will get the slip and slide ready so we can all have some fun!!:yes:
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