kneedragger26
12-10-2006, 05:25 PM
BEER STUDY
Last month, National University of scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (Hops contain
phyto-estrogens), and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To
test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
" Argued over nothing.
" Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
" Gained weight.
" Talked excessively without making sense.
" Became overly emotional.
" Couldn't drive.
" Failed to think rationally
" Had to sit down while urinating.
After these results it was found that no further testing was considered necessary.
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Last month, National University of scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (Hops contain
phyto-estrogens), and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To
test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
" Argued over nothing.
" Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
" Gained weight.
" Talked excessively without making sense.
" Became overly emotional.
" Couldn't drive.
" Failed to think rationally
" Had to sit down while urinating.
After these results it was found that no further testing was considered necessary.
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