Best practical joke

[MEP1000]

Ok what kind of jokes have you played on your co-workers. Ok here is mine.

Driving into work on the GSXR1000 and spot a slick top stopped at a light. I look inside the car and know the driver is a traffic nut. He writes tickets and investigates accidents like crazy. The bike is brand new and only the passenger may know its me. I pull right up to it at the light, punch the window with my fist, flip them off, and hit the gas. I mean really hit the gas, and running a red light :haha: I was gone. Well driver stomps on the gas trying to catch up while grabbing for the radio. Passenger in car is slapping his hand away from the radio because he knew it was me. They both had just gotten lunch at subway so sandwhiches are flying all over the car. Driver trying to call out he is in pursuit and passenger screaming "Don't stop its Michael" this goes on for a couple blocks till I hit the turn and get into the parking lot from the backside.. Park the bike and walk up stairs. Driver is in lunch room trying to play it off like he knew it was me... I said "Beeotch you'd a never caught me and you know it" he turned beat red and stated " well you never know." I was laughing so hard as I left the lunch room my stomach hurt... He was pissed.. Thats what he gets for being a traffic geek :hysterical: :hysterical:

What kind of jokes have you guys played on coworkers?????

[lotsamtbottls]

omg, that was the funniest story ever. i wish i was a cop! :lol: :yes:

[Jane Honda]

:laughing: Good one Michael.
Not on a co-worker, but on Jane Honda....A couple of weeks ago, (you may have read this already in a previous post) she was working on her bike. She wanted to spraypaint her bar ends and frame slider flat black. So we go to the hardware store, get a can of flat black spray paint, get home, and she's ready to go. I told her that she has to shake the can of paint really well and that there is a little ball inside of the paint can, and that she has to keep shaking it untill she cant hear the little ball rattling anymore, and thats when it will be ready to use...Well, that poor girl shook that can for about 20 minutes until I finally couldnt stand it anymore and let her off the hook. Talk about dedication! (And talk about a "Go to hell" look I got after letting her off the hook) :lol:

[Jane Honda]

And a good one pulled on me...
A few years ago when I was an aspiring pilot in flight school, I had a great instructor with a sense of humor.
One day, after we'd just got back from a flight lesson, he sends me over to the maintainance hanger for a gallon of "Prop-Wash". Being new, I happily ablige. You have to understand though...The maintainance Hanger is ACROSS the runway, so you have to get clearance from the tower to cross it...So I call the tower on the radio, Explain my intentions to "Leslie", the ATC person (And also the instructor of our Aircraft Weather class) She comes back over the radio giggling and says, "Okay. wait a sec". She closes down that active runway, and tells me Im clear to cross...I get over to the maintainance hanger (Im on foot by the way), and start asking the guys where I can find a gallon of prop wash. One after another laughs, and then tells me to go ask the other guy because he is in charge of it. So stupid me, Im asking one guy after another where I can find this stuff, and FINALLY one of them puts his arm around my shoulder and tells me that its the oldest prank in the book to send the new guy over there for a gallon of prop wash because there is no such thing. He has a big laugh over it, I leave disgusted and embarrassed, and call the tower to come back across the runway. Leslie could hardly get it out that it was clear for me to cross because she was laughing so hard. :o I get back to my instuctor, thank him for the "Lesson", and go home for the day. :laughing:

[Jane Honda]

One of my coworkers got a new car. So, while she was with a client, I took her keys, and parked it backing in. She NEVER parks that way...



The next day, she NEVER noticed how it was parked!!!! Next time, I will park it in a wayyyyyyy different spot.

[v8zman]

i have played soo many jokes on people

have to think of a good one

[MEP1000]

Those are great. Ok one more..

Another officer and myself would always get coffee. Well he was a coach so this day he had a trainee with him. He used to sit in the same spot running radar till coffee just for something to do. Well I sent him a coded message and found out on this night he was indeed there and running radar. Trick is the trainee was actually driving that night and doing the radar.. So I gave her my best TOP GUN fly by.. 119mph round a corner in a colored slick top so couldnd't tell it was a police car.. To hear him tell the story there were papers, radar gun, etc flying around in the car as she was scrambling to try to get the car in drive to come get me.. :lol: :lol: I don't think she has ever forgiven me for that one... :idunno:

[Jane Honda]

Awww...dont feel bad Michael. She probably wouldnt have forgiven me for it either. :haha:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I had a co-worker who left for a wondeful vacation and thus needed to be punnished. So I commence with the standard work station vandalism but added a new and unforseen element. Axle greese.... I messed with his chair then put a nice dallup of greese on the bottom of the levers that adjust his chair. Why stop there though. I added a glob to his desk drawer handle, the handle of his phone and work truck handle. He sat in his chair, told us we were bastards for messing with it, went to fix it and wooosh, the had shoots up. With a look of total disgust he stares at his hand and after a pause says "Moore!! What the F is this!! omg this is gross." It was awesome watching him find them all and then is parinoia after he realized there the greese could be anywhere. The best was when a customer called for him and he found the phone greese. "This.....is Dave" was fallowed by a look of mixed anger and revulsion as he had to finish the call.

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Another of my favorites (not work though)...

We were on vacation with my in-laws and wound up getting adjoining rooms in the hotel we were staying in. So we get our selves situated and open the doors between the rooms. Yay big room! So my pa-in-law, Dan, immediatly sits on the bed to see what's on TV. I notice they have the same exact TV and remote as we did. Hmmmm.... So I go back to our room and grab our remote and get in the corner behind Dan. I aim the remote and press the volume down button. Down the volume goes and I think to my self "this is gonna be rad". Dan looks at the TV then down to the remote clearly confused and turns it back up. I think to myself "Let me help you with that Dan, just how loud is this thing" lol. He frantically works to turn it back down and my ma-in-law starts yelling at him about the TV. So I let a min pass and let the man surf in peace. He finally settles on a channel. Wouldn't you prefer this channel Dan? and change it. Again he's perplexed and changes it back. I let it sit a sec and turn it off and change it again when he turned it back on, which got the TV smacked lol. I finally can take no more and begin the grand finale'. I change the channel then turn it up again which gets the same frantic response, then I turn it down a little and change the channel again and then up with the volume which envokes screaming from my ma-in-law. "God damn it Dan!! What the hell are you doing???" "I'm not doing anything! It's not me, the f' ing TV's broken! It's going crazy!!" At this point I can take no more. Tears have been streaming down my face from me trying not to laugh the whole time and I finally bust up laughing. Dan looks back at me and says "What??" In the midst of my sobbing laughter I show him the remote. "Sh*t, I knew somthing was wrong. I should have guessed"... It was beautiful.

[Jane Honda]

Bawwwhahahaha!! :lol: Those are both awesome Brian!

[Jane Honda]

Another of my favorites (not work though)...

We were on vacation with my in-laws and wound up getting adjoining rooms in the hotel we were staying in. So we get our selves situated and open the doors between the rooms. Yay big room! So my pa-in-law, Dan, immediatly sits on the bed to see what's on TV. I notice they have the same exact TV and remote as we did. Hmmmm.... So I go back to our room and grab our remote and get in the corner behind Dan. I aim the remote and press the volume down button. Down the volume goes and I think to my self "this is gonna be rad". Dan looks at the TV then down to the remote clearly confused and turns it back up. I think to myself "Let me help you with that Dan, just how loud is this thing" lol. He frantically works to turn it back down and my ma-in-law starts yelling at him about the TV. So I let a min pass and let the man surf in peace. He finally settles on a channel. Wouldn't you prefer this channel Dan? and change it. Again he's perplexed and changes it back. I let it sit a sec and turn it off and change it again when he turned it back on, which got the TV smacked lol. I finally can take no more and begin the grand finale'. I change the channel then turn it up again which gets the same frantic response, then I turn it down a little and change the channel again and then up with the volume which envokes screaming from my ma-in-law. "God damn it Dan!! What the hell are you doing???" "I'm not doing anything! It's not me, the f' ing TV's broken! It's going crazy!!" At this point I can take no more. Tears have been streaming down my face from me trying not to laugh the whole time and I finally bust up laughing. Dan looks back at me and says "What??" In the midst of my sobbing laughter I show him the remote. "Sh*t, I knew somthing was wrong. I should have guessed"... It was beautiful.



:hysterical: I love ****e like that...:lol:

[MEP1000]

Another of my favorites (not work though)...

We were on vacation with my in-laws and wound up getting adjoining rooms in the hotel we were staying in. So we get our selves situated and open the doors between the rooms. Yay big room! So my pa-in-law, Dan, immediatly sits on the bed to see what's on TV. I notice they have the same exact TV and remote as we did. Hmmmm.... So I go back to our room and grab our remote and get in the corner behind Dan. I aim the remote and press the volume down button. Down the volume goes and I think to my self "this is gonna be rad". Dan looks at the TV then down to the remote clearly confused and turns it back up. I think to myself "Let me help you with that Dan, just how loud is this thing" lol. He frantically works to turn it back down and my ma-in-law starts yelling at him about the TV. So I let a min pass and let the man surf in peace. He finally settles on a channel. Wouldn't you prefer this channel Dan? and change it. Again he's perplexed and changes it back. I let it sit a sec and turn it off and change it again when he turned it back on, which got the TV smacked lol. I finally can take no more and begin the grand finale'. I change the channel then turn it up again which gets the same frantic response, then I turn it down a little and change the channel again and then up with the volume which envokes screaming from my ma-in-law. "God damn it Dan!! What the hell are you doing???" "I'm not doing anything! It's not me, the f' ing TV's broken! It's going crazy!!" At this point I can take no more. Tears have been streaming down my face from me trying not to laugh the whole time and I finally bust up laughing. Dan looks back at me and says "What??" In the midst of my sobbing laughter I show him the remote. "Sh*t, I knew somthing was wrong. I should have guessed"... It was beautiful.


Brian I can so see you doing that :lol: :lol: :lol:

[poisonivyR1]

ok i''l play
i used to dive for sea urchins for a living and one day after being out on the boat for way to many days i was making a sandwich
one of the other divers on this boat was really a butt head and i had to many days with him so i took his regulator ( the thing you breath through under water )
and packed the mouth piece with mayo
you shoulda seen the look on his face when he jumped in the water and came back up spitting mayoanise i thought i was gonna pee myself i was laughing so hard the captain just looked the other way smileing :hysterical:

[MEP1000]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats a great one

[Jane Honda]

:lol: Awesome!

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

ok i''l play
i used to dive for sea urchins for a living and one day after being out on the boat for way to many days i was making a sandwich
one of the other divers on this boat was really a butt head and i had to many days with him so i took his regulator ( the thing you breath through under water )
and packed the mouth piece with mayo
you shoulda seen the look on his face when he jumped in the water and came back up spitting mayoanise i thought i was gonna pee myself i was laughing so hard the captain just looked the other way smileing :hysterical:

Sure it was mayo...

j/k. That's awesome. Note to self, check regulator for mayo if I ever dive with you lol.

[poisonivyR1]

Sure it was mayo...

j/k. That's awesome. Note to self, check regulator for mayo if I ever dive with you lol.
:vomit:
yeah after that i always cleared mine on the deck with the purge button:twofinger:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

I thought of one other short one....

My bro-in-law, sis-in-law, niece and my nephew came over to our house one year Christmas eave. They all wound up leaving something at our house (was a late night). The next day I found my sisters keys, my nephews sunglasses, my neices sweat shirt and my brothers watch. Since we were all hanging at my ma-in-laws for Christmas I decided to wrap them and give them as gifts. I had them all open them at the same time which they expected to be some kind of fun family gift. Their expressions were priceless. Ahh.... Merry Christmas

[Nicegy525]

A Russian exchange worker worked for me and my detail shop. (back when I managed it) and he had a bad habit of stealing other's sodas. So one of the detailers decided to sabotage his and Mikhail spent half an hour washing the lacquer thinner out of his mouth...

There was a worker in the office who would steal others' food from the fridge so one day someone took a foam container and wrote in the bottom. When the theif finished his lunch he read "just so you know I farted on this food before it went in the fridge. Thats what you get for eating other people's food ass!"

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

haha... Funny and justice served