Epiphonies...

[Nicegy525]

I have made an important discovery and I thought I would share it with you guys... :shhh:

[Nicegy525]

and the important discovery is...

[Nicegy525]

rain...

[Nicegy525]

IS WET!!!! :yes: :unsure:

[Nicegy525]

and I am a post whore...

[Nicegy525]

:plusone:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Is that a nobel prize I smell??

[poisonivyR1]

you forgot the wind that blows it sideways :yes:

[xqsme]

woo hoo .. Free post!

[Nicegy525]

I got tired of being wet all day so I spent $60 on rain gear!!!

[Jane Honda]

I have an australian outback jacket. It's too small for me tho. I would like to invest in some non horse spooky rain gear...

[Nicegy525]

i dont think its the gear that spooks the horses hun...:yes: :unsure: :help2: :runaway:

[MEP1000]

Free Post :epenis:

[MEP1000]

Yes rain sucks

[MEP1000]

and its wet also :crazy:

[MEP1000]

Try standing out in it for 7 hours while running a double homicide investigation then talk to me about rain Dave :twofinger: :twofinger:

[poisonivyR1]

rain gear is great but i'm a carpenter and it's been raining sideways in florence for over a week and yes i work sat and sun so i'm a little sick of it anybody wanna buy a couple of houses so i can move back to cali
i heard that the roads are dry there and the tracks are open year round:ride:

[Jane Honda]

Try standing out in it for 7 hours while running a double homicide investigation then talk to me about rain Dave :twofinger: :twofinger:

Mep, Sometimes I think it would be fun to drive around in the pouring rain and deliberately run a stopsign infront of a cop. Just to see them walking up to your car getting soaking wet and ask if I know why I was pulled over. My reply would probably be something like: "I sure do! But do YOU know why I ran that stopsign?" :lol:

rain gear is great but i'm a carpenter and it's been raining sideways in florence for over a week and yes i work sat and sun so i'm a little sick of it anybody wanna buy a couple of houses so i can move back to cali
i heard that the roads are dry there and the tracks are open year round:ride:

Eric! Take me with you!! Preferably before Mep reads this post! lol! :laughing:

[Need-4-Speed]

Can I go with you Mike I want to see the look on the cops face.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nicegy525]

Try standing out in it for 7 hours while running a double homicide investigation then talk to me about rain Dave :twofinger: :twofinger:

Standing in it is a lot different than lying face up underneath a car trying to change the oil. Meanwhile little droplets are making their way down through the motor, picking up all kinds of fould tasting crap and dripping slowly on your face, eyes and mouth like a chinese water torture method... Do that for 8 to ten hours and then you can talk to me! :thumbup: :bowtie-guy:

[underceej]

This post is frickin' heLLarious......free posts everyone ! everyone come visit....
This rain sucks - but (pat on the the back) I've still been out jogging every day - - - -so much that my nipples are bleeding like a sonofabeotch. -- - - just thought you should know.

tough day, feeling sorry for myself - - I think I'll have ANOTHER whiskey now.
<burrrrrp>

[FJMam]

They wouldn't bleed so much if you'd stop playin' with 'em!:haha:

[Nicegy525]

i dont wanna know what you do with your nipples while jogging dude... :vomit:

[MEP1000]

They wouldn't bleed so much if you'd stop playin' with 'em!:haha:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MEP1000]

i dont wanna know what you do with your nipples while jogging dude... :vomit:


:pityfool-MrT: :iamwithstupid:

[MEP1000]

Mep, Sometimes I think it would be fun to drive around in the pouring rain and deliberately run a stopsign infront of a cop. Just to see them walking up to your car getting soaking wet and ask if I know why I was pulled over. My reply would probably be something like: "I sure do! But do YOU know why I ran that stopsign?" :lol:



Eric! Take me with you!! Preferably before Mep reads this post! lol! :laughing:

:twofinger: Its been done trust me. However at that point I pull out the thick traffic book vs the pocket version and write every citation I can think of. :naughty:

[MEP1000]

Standing in it is a lot different than lying face up underneath a car trying to change the oil. Meanwhile little droplets are making their way down through the motor, picking up all kinds of fould tasting crap and dripping slowly on your face, eyes and mouth like a chinese water torture method... Do that for 8 to ten hours and then you can talk to me! :thumbup: :bowtie-guy:


At least the car blocks some of the rain. If my officers are in the rain who am I to hide inside a patrol car while directing the crime scene till bad guy is caught??? No I toughed it out in the sideways rain and was soaked to the bone. Keep your dang yap closed and you wouldn't get foul tasting crap in it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[poisonivyR1]

Keep your dang yap closed and you wouldn't get foul tasting crap in it :lol: :lol: :lol::bow:
LMAO

[Need-4-Speed]

Keep your dang yap closed and you wouldn't get foul tasting crap in it :lol: :lol: :lol::bow:
LMAO
:plusone: LMFAO :lol: :hysterical: :lol: :hysterical:

[Nicegy525]

At least the car blocks some of the rain. If my officers are in the rain who am I to hide inside a patrol car while directing the crime scene till bad guy is caught??? No I toughed it out in the sideways rain and was soaked to the bone. Keep your dang yap closed and you wouldn't get foul tasting crap in it :lol: :lol: :lol:

:mecry: do you want a medal or something? :twofinger: I hear they give medals for directing traffic in an emergency situation on the force... :yes:

[MEP1000]

:mecry: do you want a medal or something? :twofinger: I hear they give medals for directing traffic in an emergency situation on the force... :yes:


No medal required. I don't seek out glory. But hey didn't your dad get a medal for that???? :twofinger: :lol: :twofinger: right back at ya chump

[Jane Honda]

:lol:

[AndrewR6]

checking in.....free post....god I am behind....a little help oh mighty internet guru???

[MEP1000]

checking in.....free post....god I am behind....a little help oh mighty internet guru???
:twofinger: :twofinger: :twofinger: Do your own dirty work son :lol:

[AndrewR6]

:twofinger: :twofinger: :twofinger: Do your own dirty work son :lol:


Does this mean I get to call you daddy?????:naughty:

[MEP1000]

Does this mean I get to call you daddy?????:naughty:


NO :vomit: :vomit:

[Nicegy525]

fifteen more and I am no longer a junior postwhore

[Nicegy525]

fourteen

[Nicegy525]

thirteen

[Nicegy525]

twelve

[Nicegy525]

eleven

[Nicegy525]

yes I can count backwards...

ten...

[Jane Honda]

nine

[Nicegy525]

two!

[MEP1000]

fifteen more and I am no longer a junior postwhore


Congrats :rad: :rad: :rad:

[Nicegy525]

Thanks!:bowtie-guy:

[MEP1000]

Thanks!:bowtie-guy:

Your welcome :goldwing:

[Jane Honda]

Why is it, that things a person enjoys so well, are often bad for them; and things that a person really dislikes, or doesn't enjoy good for them?