WTF moments.

[Jane Honda]

:wtf:


Do you ever have moments where you say or do something that ever causes you to go WTF? I have had a few already this morning.


I was rubbing Mikes face playin with the stubble thats growing on it. He was moving his head around, and I said "this is kind of like a whachamacallit" and he said "like one of those big mouses with a wheel" and I proceded to say "no, a big mouse with a wheel on it". :wtf:


I realised what I had done. I thought he meant a wheel that a mouse runs on in its cage, and I was thinking a big mouse with a wheel on top that you use instead of moving the whole mouse around to get to certain places on a page. :crazy:


I got a big laugh out of myself.


Post up your WTF moments here.

[Jane Honda]

........and now that you all know what goes on in our house in the morning.... :laughing:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Nothing I do makes sense till the voices tell me it was the right thing to do.

[Nicegy525]

my boss tells me not to help the body shop and to focus on my priorities, then an hour later calls to see if I can work late to help the body shop... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :idunno:

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

my boss tells me not to help the body shop and to focus on my priorities, then an hour later calls to see if I can work late to help the body shop... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :idunno:

The voices told me to tell you to tell him to F off! :wtf:

[Kadbugg]

My favorite was this last weekend...

My friend is telling us about how her grandfather has one good eye and one glass eye and he needs to have cataract surgery on his eye...My other friend says, "On his glass eye?" I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

[Rev. Fatty Bulger]

Okay, this one may be a blonde moment more than wtf but I think it classifies so here goes...

The fam and I head over to the Sister in-laws house to catch my nephews football game and dinner. Well my son (4 at the time) starts to get bored so time for us to head back to Terri's (sis in-law) house. My brother in law desides to stay for the game. No biggie, off we go. We get to her house Terri reaches in her purse and gets her keys. "aw ****! I forgot, Allen has the front door key" I say "in all those keys you don't have one for the house". She says "no, ALLEN has the front door key, all I have is the back door one". I say "So you have the back door key" She turns on me, fire in her eyes livid at my apperant lapse of commons sense at the moment and decides to explain the situation to me. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! ALLEN HAS THE FRONT DOOR KEY, ALL I HAVE IS THE BACK DOOR KEY! WE'RE LOCKED OUT TILL ALLEN GETS HOME OR WE GO GET THE KEY" Knowing I must be missing something I ask "Is the back door broken?" Now she's pissed. She's been through this already. "NO THE BACK DOOR ISN'T BROKEN! I DON"T HAVE THE KEY TO THE FRONT DOOR!!! ALL I HAVE IS THE...... oh.... Yea, I'll go around back." She goes around the corner and my wife and I explode in laughter. The funny thing is this is almost typicall. It's too funny. She's can be a total ding bat but she really is great people.

[MEP1000]

:wtf:


Do you ever have moments where you say or do something that ever causes you to go WTF? I have had a few already this morning.


I was rubbing Mikes face playin with the stubble thats growing on it. He was moving his head around, and I said "this is kind of like a whachamacallit" and he said "like one of those big mouses with a wheel" and I proceded to say "no, a big mouse with a wheel on it". :wtf:


I realised what I had done. I thought he meant a wheel that a mouse runs on in its cage, and I was thinking a big mouse with a wheel on top that you use instead of moving the whole mouse around to get to certain places on a page. :crazy:


I got a big laugh out of myself.


Post up your WTF moments here.

:wtf: How hung over where you at that moment :yes:

[Jane Honda]

:wtf: How hung over where you at that moment :yes:


Heh, unfortunately, I wasn't. Oh, wait, you meant THAT hung over!!!! I don't drink enough to get hung over. :laughing:

[G-R1fun]

Going under the collisium(sp) in Seattle. My brights are on, I'm to the left of my lane.(middle lane of three) I notice an SUV and think, this ass is going to change lanes. Sure enough his tires start coming ove the dots. I move over slightly to the right of my lane. I honk,flash my lightsand rev the crap out of the pipes. He keeps coming.I'm on the line to my right and the SUV is rite beside me. Just as I'm about to knock on the pass side window the guys wife looks over and totally freaks out. The guy darts back to the left and as I continue on I put my left arm up and indicate WTF !!!!

[MEP1000]

Heh, unfortunately, I wasn't. Oh, wait, you meant THAT hung over!!!! I don't drink enough to get hung over. :laughing:


:yes: Did I??? :idunno:

[Jane Honda]

:yes: Did I??? :idunno:


Hehe....:moon: :laughing: