My theory for fixing things. [Archive]

kneedragger26

10-26-2006, 10:39 PM

....and if you find the nails and they look bent, then use a smaller hammer or cut them off...:yes:

MEP1000

10-26-2006, 10:39 PM

Get a bigger hammer. :p

Did someone call for a big hammer :naughty: :shhh: call me :yes:

Monkey Nutts

10-27-2006, 06:50 AM

Hammer and duct tape will fix anything. Things that cannot be fixed with those are ment to remain broken or destroyed furhter.

Jane Honda

10-27-2006, 08:26 AM

Follow this simple flowsheet to solve any problem...
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Rev. Fatty Bulger

10-27-2006, 08:56 AM

Haha, that's rad Mike

lotsamtbottls

10-27-2006, 06:08 PM

oh man, that is so cool mike... and SO true. :thumbup:

kneedragger26

10-27-2006, 07:18 PM

Hammer and duct tape will fix anything. Things that cannot be fixed with those are ment to remain broken or destroyed furhter.

No, no. Then u break out the pry-bars....:shifty: :bash:

Matt

10-29-2006, 09:10 AM

ummmm, don't forget the zip-ties either.

Asphalt Surfer

10-29-2006, 10:10 AM

FJMam

10-29-2006, 10:24 AM

Did we forget the wire clothes hanger and the electrical tape? Oh, yea we have Duct Tape!! My bad.:idunno:

kneedragger26

10-29-2006, 06:54 PM

Did we forget the wire clothes hanger and the electrical tape? Oh, yea we have Duct Tape!! My bad.:idunno:

....forgot the super glue.

Gang Green

10-30-2006, 09:24 PM

Follow this simple flowsheet to solve any problem...
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Haha. That was funny.
And ya forgot to counter sink it.

greengoblinzx7

10-31-2006, 01:26 AM

I always thought if it isn't broke don't fix it.............right?

Problem is it always needs fixing in one way or another.

Monkey Nutts

10-31-2006, 06:41 AM

You are so right, if it isn't broke don't mess with it.

BUT, isn't is so fun to tinker with it and soop it up????:rad:

lotsamtbottls

11-01-2006, 04:08 AM

BUT, isn't is so fun to tinker with it and soop it up????:rad:
yes... it IS fun to tinker with stuff... a little TOO fun if you ask me!:shifty:

kneedragger26

11-01-2006, 07:58 AM

Haha. That was funny.
And ya forgot to counter sink it.

Paint! I knew we forgot something! Paint fixes anything!:lol:

Jane Honda

11-01-2006, 08:01 AM

Wife's solution:
Option 1. Hide it under the bed. The old man never looks there.
Option 2. Call a pro to fix it. That way the old man can't screw it up more.
Option 3. Use the ever-wise "**** happens" claim.

Or, Just fix it yourself, so the old man can use it again, and doesn't burn out the rest of whats left of the hair on his head tryin to figure out how to fix it.

:lol:

Need-4-Speed

11-04-2006, 10:02 PM

Just a FYI I know where to get Honda red, Yamaha black & blue, Kawi green and Suzuki yellow Duck Tape:hysterical:

Jane Honda

11-05-2006, 08:27 AM

Just a FYI I know where to get Honda red, Yamaha black & blue, Kawi green and Suzuki yellow Duck Tape:hysterical:

Where??!:eek2:

FJMam

11-05-2006, 11:03 AM

Just a FYI I know where to get Honda red, Yamaha black & blue, Kawi green and Suzuki yellow Duck Tape:hysterical:

Just look for the RED duct tape and you know Need has been there. As a matter of fact....I was so inspired by your unique style that I went and bought a roll of HOT PINK duct tape to complement the pin stripe on the ole FJ! I hope your flattered! :impaired:

FJMam

11-05-2006, 11:11 AM

I don't know where it came from but THANKS for the avatar.

How'd you know I carry a big stick? :shhh: :haha: :shhh:

FJMam

11-05-2006, 11:17 AM

Where??!:eek2:

I got my pretty pink stuff at Michael's craft store!! Never know what you'll find! Lots of designer colors to choose from! Get one for all your vehicles and devices. Buy the whole rainbow and be prepared for any eventuallity!

Hey Need! You could start your own custome duct tape repair business! You are looking for work aren't you??:haha: duooh!

I do get sickening don't I..................:impaired: :blah-blah: :vomit:

lotsamtbottls

11-06-2006, 12:27 AM

I don't know where it came from but THANKS for the avatar.

How'd you know I carry a big stick? :shhh: :haha: :shhh:

hey keshtie, when the girl in the pic is done beating that guy up, can i have his bike? :yes:

kneedragger26

11-06-2006, 07:57 PM

hey keshtie, when the girl in the pic is done beating that guy up, can i have his bike? :yes:

...yep, I caught it too.

FJMam

11-07-2006, 06:49 PM

hey keshtie, when the girl in the pic is done beating that guy up, can i have his bike? :yes:

Gee I don't know Tess. I might want it for myself........:thinking: Let me think on it.

:eek2: Uh OH! Guy and bike got away!!:yell: That'll teach'em!!

:wtf: Hey who's that? Oh, it's just me.....:smilewink:

i'd be so lost without the little heads!

Need-4-Speed

11-08-2006, 08:53 AM

Where??!:eek2:
Wal*Mart has most colors and yes thay have pink to :thumbup:

Need-4-Speed

11-08-2006, 08:59 AM

Just look for the RED duct tape and you know Need has been there. As a matter of fact....I was so inspired by your unique style that I went and bought a roll of HOT PINK duct tape to complement the pin stripe on the ole FJ! I hope your flattered! :impaired:
Why yes I am flattered :yes: I'm glad I have inspired someone in my lifetime:haha:

Need-4-Speed

11-08-2006, 09:13 AM

I got my pretty pink stuff at Michael's craft store!! Never know what you'll find! Lots of designer colors to choose from! Get one for all your vehicles and devices. Buy the whole rainbow and be prepared for any eventuallity!

Hey Need! You could start your own custome duct tape repair business! You are looking for work aren't you??:haha: duooh!

I do get sickening don't I..................:impaired: :blah-blah: :vomit:
Ouch the truth sucks:impaired: but you might have a idea there:thinking: I can see it now

NEEDS BODY WORKS
Specializing in duct tape color match body repairs

:rad: :smoke_it: :spam: :smack:

FJMam

11-08-2006, 07:41 PM

Ouch the truth sucks:impaired: but you might have a idea there:thinking: I can see it now

NEEDS BODY WORKS
Specializing in duct tape color match body repairs

:rad: :smoke_it: :spam: :smack:

OOOOOH- You'll need 3 shades of flesh tone too!
What with the price of medical insurance you might have all kinds of work! :mooning: :runaway:

Need-4-Speed

11-10-2006, 12:53 PM

That's right I'll be roll in in the money:hysterical:

Nicegy525

01-03-2007, 08:19 PM

while youre at it why not make colored "white out" ?

Need-4-Speed

01-10-2007, 12:12 AM

while youre at it why not make colored "white out" ?
I like your thinking..lol

MEP1000

01-10-2007, 03:53 AM

while youre at it why not make colored "white out" ?

Blue, Green Purple etc etc.. :naughty: :help2:

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 08:28 PM

exactly!

v8zman

01-10-2007, 08:31 PM

oo u guys are on to something

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 08:50 PM

wanna go into business?

v8zman

01-10-2007, 08:51 PM

what kinda business?

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 08:55 PM

liquid eraser colors!

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 08:56 PM

itll be the cover-up for a money laundering scheme. we'll bring MEP in for protection and give him a cut

v8zman

01-10-2007, 08:56 PM

that sounds good

depends on the cut

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 09:00 PM

2% ought to shut him up

v8zman

01-10-2007, 09:04 PM

if not

i think u can take him

Nicegy525

01-10-2007, 09:17 PM

with enough Meth sure!

ThaSick1

09-10-2008, 03:18 PM

Follow this simple flowsheet to solve any problem...
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I am totally laminating this and putting it in the shed!

NinjaKitty

09-10-2008, 03:23 PM

do you have any walls left without holes from fixing earlier problems ?:haha:

Major Agusta

09-11-2008, 09:49 AM

why did you breath life into this old thread???

BadRepp66

09-11-2008, 10:18 AM

Treat all problems like a nail.... Hammer it.

Major Agusta

09-11-2008, 10:37 AM

or a nut and wrench it.........what?????

NinjaKitty

09-11-2008, 02:18 PM

why did you breath life into this old thread???

I didn't Rob did. And with that. I remembered something he said about how to make a hole in the wall with a hammer..:yes: Which he actually did...:haha:

ThaSick1

09-11-2008, 02:36 PM

I didn't Rob did. And with that. I remembered something he said about how to make a hole in the wall with a hammer..:yes: Which he actually did...:haha:

yes, I did. And, yes, it rocked.:rad:

Major Agusta

09-11-2008, 02:42 PM

sweeeeeeet

ThaSick1

09-11-2008, 10:31 PM

hammers are god! coffee cups fly well, but only if you buy them from walmart...very durable!!

NinjaKitty

09-29-2008, 11:02 PM

Or the old school plastic ones...lol. Ever tried a cast iron frying pan yet ? I hear it hurts worst..lol.

ThaSick1

09-30-2008, 07:45 PM

I donthit myself with em...I just throw em...much more effective that way...geeez!

ThaSick1

09-30-2008, 07:46 PM

either that or spray carb cleaner on the floor and go to work welding!

Jane Honda

12-01-2008, 11:01 AM

either that or spray carb cleaner on the floor and go to work welding!

:eek2:

youuuuuu, light up my liiiiiiiiife...